Things that are simultaneously good and bad.

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Taking a dump at work. Good: I'm getting paid to take a shit. Bad: There's another dude taking a shit right next to me.
 
Buttsex depending on who's being surprised...
 
Dating Crazies....

Sex is awesome,
everything else is shit....
 
Smoking meth

pros: feels great

cons: destroys your life
 
scotch bonnet chillies - really good for you, loads of vitamins, gets the blood going, nice flavor, but I'll be caught short and have to take a shit in a field when walking the dog in the morning
 
Sherdog Mayberry:

Pros: lots of laughs

Cons: wasting precious time
 
Posting on Sherdog

Pros: It's a lot of fun and informative to read and take part in discussions on here

Cons: Isn't there still anything else better I could be doing with my time? (Plus there's a ton of idiots here..)
 
Taking a dump at work. Good: I'm getting paid to take a shit. Bad: There's another dude taking a shit right next to me.

For me, we have our own individual bathroom. 4 of them..

Pros - paid to poop
Cons - low quality toilet paper. After the third shitternet break, I am sore
 
I’m taking a shit at work right now.

No other stalls occupied. The best!
 
delicious food, particularly sugar. tastes great, yet makes u fat.
 
Being good

Good: you are being good.
Bad: It's easier being bad sometimes.
 
Taking a dump at work. Good: I'm getting paid to take a shit. Bad: There's another dude taking a shit right next to me.

I switch between offices weekly or I used to anyways now I just stay at this other location. The other office I was at I could not take a shit to save my life. After 9:00am there was constantly people taking a shit in that office. At first I thought it was only the bathroom right next to me but I walked to 2 other floors and the same thing packed with people taking a shit.

In the office I'm in now I almost always get sometime to myself.
 
Taking a dump at work. Good: I'm getting paid to take a shit. Bad: There's another dude taking a shit right next to me.

Ugly: there's a dude straight up jacking off in the stall next to you. True story, happened to me thrice, twice of which two weeks ago. I'd rather die constipated than endure listening to his moans and seeing his fucking feet move as he strangles the possum he most certainly has in his hand. Fucking scarred.
 
When your wife tells you you’re better in bed than your brother.
 
good : watching a good porn
bad : continue watching after your done and feel disgusted lol
 
Watching MMA:
Good - that euphoric, stay-up-all-night feeling when a fight is incredible.

Bad - the burning, night-ruining hatred that happens when a fight is fucked up, commentators are being tards, or nothing exciting is happening.
 
Taking a dump at work. Good: I'm getting paid to take a shit. Bad: There's another dude taking a shit right next to me.

Alcohol, or drugs in general, from the perspective of an addict. Brilliant till overdose.
 
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