Things i'd rather do than watch UFC201

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  1. cheezum

    cheezum Location: Wasteland

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    1. take a good long hard shit while reading a novella.

    2. flip a coin 10000 times and see how close heads is to 50%.

    3. play out UFC 202 with my action figures.

    4. try to make a crude version of the mona lisa by throwing spaghetti at the wall.

    5. throw broccoli at birds from my window.
     
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  2. Munted

    Munted Yellow Belt

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    6. complain endlessly about the quality of the card then watch it anyway.
     
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  3. sirmorbach

    sirmorbach These violent delights have violent ends

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    Things I'd rather do than read this thread:

    1. Watch UFC 201.
    2. Get hit by a bus.
     
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  4. nac386

    nac386 Gold Belt

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    7. Create a thread about UFC 201.
     
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  5. WinZip

    WinZip Trial Version Expired

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    I agree the card isn't stacked, but ROBBIE FUCKING LAWLER is fighting and that alone means I'll be watching.
     
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  6. gotBooched

    gotBooched maximus entertainus

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    smell my ass
     
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  7. McgreGOATsLeft

    McgreGOATsLeft alone

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    8. Whack off until the co-main starts.
     
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  8. Fraz

    Fraz The Larry

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    1. Buy Fightpass
    2. Steal someones bank details in order to buy Fightpass
     
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  9. 79Stitches

    79Stitches Jer Jone Money Double Yellow Card

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    Don't use broccoli. Use corn and a slingshot.
     
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    zxyss25 Brown Belt

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    --make sure you open the window first. then dont fall out
     
  11. 79Stitches

    79Stitches Jer Jone Money Double Yellow Card

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    I usually read catalogs while shitting long and hard.
     
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    LilNubi Brown Belt

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    Throw broccoli at the birds, or near the birds?
     
  13. flyingscissorsheelhook

    flyingscissorsheelhook Brown Belt

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    Robbie Lawler is fighting. There's nothing else I'd rather watch on a Saturday night.
     
  14. anthony stark

    anthony stark genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist

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    You fap while watching naked sweaty men hug each other? That's creepy
     
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  15. McgreGOATsLeft

    McgreGOATsLeft alone

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    No, turn the tv on once the co-'main (rose vs Karolina) starts.
     
  16. krelianx

    krelianx Silver Belt

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    Assuaging a he poor by creting charity funds.
     
  17. ClosetVitorFan

    ClosetVitorFan Silver Belt

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    Ufc 201 is being carried by Ruthless.
     
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  18. sonhow

    sonhow Red Belt

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    Dude Robbie, Brown, Rose, Krylov, Scoggins, Mcall etc....

    It's not that awesome card but I'm sure it will be entertaining.
     
  19. I see stiffness

    I see stiffness Banned Double Yellow Card

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    would.
     
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  20. Willek

    Willek Silver Belt

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    Wouldn't watch it even if it was in my backyard,
     

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