Things “Real” Women should not do!

[fingercuffs]

Traditionally kolsch is served in a 200 ml glass so that it never has the chance to warm up.

I really can't drink Kolsh. I find it too gassy...I don't have the ability to burp like normal folk. Hence my adoration for IPAs and Belgian ales.

 

[fingercuffs]

delete.

I only found out I could delete a post the other day. I suspect you may have been meaning something else, however

 

[Graves The Elder]

a sheila that can't belch.. what a world
can you at least fart your name?

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Watch their kids compete in sports

 

[Goonerview]

Get a tattoo

 

[freakroor]

breast reduction

 

[Alphaboy]

Good topic.

 

[fungi]

Have a penis.

Hey, don't hate!
If I want to keep mine, I keep it.
And I'm 4 realz!

 

[Strychnine]

I only found out I could delete a post the other day. I suspect you may have been meaning something else, however

Yeah... I'll just blame it on the chocolate stout that I've had tonight!

 

[fingercuffs]

Yeah... I'll just blame it on the chocolate stout that I've had tonight!

Friday night, sure no one's going to be clutching their pearls about that. And if they do, fuck em

 

[Jesus X]

Drive cars
Speak their opinion without prompting
Manual labor
Talk back

 

[Jesus X]

Be tongan

I have never met even a single attractive tongan woman.

 

[Lethal_Striker]

I just love when people make posts like this like they've figured out the entire world and need to tell you how to live your life.

 

[fingercuffs]

Should not have to do without surprise morning sex.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Get a tattoo

Agreed.

It’s low-class and whore-like.

 

[eternaldarkness]

Have sex with more 10 men total in life, or more than 2 different individuals in one years time

You sound like a lot of fun. Are they allowed those two at the same time? Are you married of just a delusional Muppet?

 

[Brofessor]

Be out of the kitchen.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Announce that they “have to take a dump” while at the dinner table.

 

[Jack&Cat]

On my first date with my Lady, we went for a hike in the mountains. When we were done, we went to this old saloon type restaurant for lunch. I'm trying my best to impress her and when she asks me what I'm having, I kind of slid my finger down the salad section and was like "Hmmm, that one looks good. May have a glass of pino with it."

She looked at me like I was from another planet and said "Suit yourself, I'm doing a beer and a double cheeseburger."

It was a real-life Charlie Kelly moment for me lol. The scene where he was with Alexandria Dadarrio and pretending not to notice the cheese plate next to him.

I already thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world, but that made her so much more attractive. A girl that can just kick back and have a beer is the best. I ended up getting the double cheeseburger as well and she ate all my fries. She still does... That bitch.

 

[MastiffMike]

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