Things “Real” Women should not do!

[nicapica]

Be tongan

 

[hohner]

hater

Not only does it put them in jeopardy for a serious vaginal infection, but, and I may be alone here, I find the smell objectionable.

 

[Batjester]

Have a penis.

Have a penis

These are the correct answer.

 

[hohner]

I can't imagine how hard it would be if everyone was telling me I shouldn't have a penis.

 

[revoltub]

Move things

 

[scorpipede]

I can't imagine how hard it would be if everyone was telling me I shouldn't have a penis.

How hard what would be?

 

[My name is]

Leave the toilet seat down
Wipe back to front
Leave beard hairs in the sink

 

[hohner]

How hard what would be?

Lol I dunno

 

[scorpipede]

Lol I dunno

exactly

 

[Graves The Elder]

Commit genocide
Consume or traffic people
Shit their pants and go about their day like nothing happened
Wear a tampon for more than 8 hours
Douche
Abuse animals
Order a steak well done
Lick their fingers after prepping raw chicken
Get knocked up by a family member

There are more, but that is a good place to start.

 

[Graves The Elder]

women stink
especially when aunt flo comes to town
eww, dat snatch

 

[hohner]

If a woman is going to do those things I would rather not make her acquaintance.

 

[IloveTHIS]

Have sex with more 10 men total in life, or more than 2 different individuals in one years time

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Spit.

 

[Graves The Elder]

If a woman is going to do those things I would rather not make her acquaintance.

Heartily agree.
I'm also totally opposed to them having the right to choose
the dessert when dining out.
*they usually pick the crappiest one anyway (so glad we could 'share')

 

[fingercuffs]

I take back same sized glass. Some TIPAs are served in a snifter sort of snifter but I suspect the OP likes Coors Lite.

 

[ClubFoot]

Balls

 

[hohner]

I take back same sized glass. Some TIPAs are served in a snifter sort of snifter but I suspect the OP likes Coors Lite.

Traditionally kolsch is served in a 200 ml glass so that it never has the chance to warm up.

 

[Strychnine]

delete.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Commit genocide
Consume or traffic people
Shit their pants and go about their day like nothing happened
Wear a tampon for more than 8 hours
Douche
Abuse animals
Order a steak well done
Lick their fingers after prepping raw chicken
Get knocked up by a family member

There are more, but that is a good place to start.

ordering a well done steak IS a deal breaker