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Things “Real” Women should not do!

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  1. Damo321 Blue Belt

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    Drink beer in any size above 1/2 pint
    Discuss sport
    Own a dog
    Tell a story
    Watch their kids compete in sports
    Break wind


    Discuss........
     
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  2. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Sounds like the perfect woman except for the last one
    You wanna sit around watching makeup videos on Youtube and getting cat hair all over your clothes with your girl?
     
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  3. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    Have a penis.
     
  4. Eiffel-sixtyFight Banned Banned

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    Even at weekends?
     
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    Lmao women with dogs are the worst.
     
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  8. blaseblah Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Have XY chromosomes
     
  9. hillelslovak87 Banned Banned

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    First and forefront, I mean foremost.
     
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  10. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    First and foreskin.
     
  11. Fatality Brown Belt

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    have hairy armpits
    have unnatural hair colors
     
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  12. fingercuffs Rebelfetts future wife Platinum Member

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    Get bent. There is fuck all to do other than watch sports at the weekend, and I dearly miss my Arsenal friends...only way way we can hold a conversation is over Facebook now everything is shut.

    I don’t know where the fucknut place you live but beer is served in the same size glass unless you order a flight. You clearly don’t understand beer.
     
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  13. Damo321 Blue Belt

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    I can only assume that the disappointment of Arsenal’s success has driven you to consume man sized pints of beers to drown your sorrows whilst you relive the 2003/04 season and lament on your none existent European success
     
  14. fingercuffs Rebelfetts future wife Platinum Member

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    I live somewhere where beer that should be consumed as it’s designed to be drank. Not in thimbles.
     
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    Take a BBC. Its best left to hot chicks in p0rn
     
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    Drive cars
    Speak their opinion without prompting
    Manual labor
    Talk back
     
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  17. RowdyLesnar Pumpin' & Dumpin' Threads

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    Toxic femininity
     
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    Commit genocide
    Consume or traffic people
    Shit their pants and go about their day like nothing happened
    Wear a tampon for more than 8 hours
    Douche
    Abuse animals
    Order a steak well done
    Lick their fingers after prepping raw chicken
    Get knocked up by a family member

    There are more, but that is a good place to start.
     
  19. scorpipede eschewal

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    hater
     
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