Things “Men” should not do!

[SalvadorCollie]

Carry an umbrella
Dance
Wear makeup
Kiss a women after oral
Drink cocktails
Carry a shopping basket


I may be behind the current trends but the above following a recent “what should real men not do?” discussion feels reasonable..... discuss...

someone is lacking in the relationship department, or he’s gangsta as fuck..

 

[Lights Out 101]

“Carrying a shopping basket”

What? Since when has that ever been associated with not being manly? Genuinely puzzled here.

 

[Osculater]

Fvck off while I drink my old fashion drank, nvkka!

 

[blaseblah]

How do you shop without a shopping basket if you are picking up a bunch of things?

 

[davidlemonparty]

To all the dudes who mentioned rum and coke
Thats a mixer, not a cocktail.
Also you all sound poor if you thought a rum and cola was a cocktail lol. Maybe at shit side rodeo, Alabama

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Carry an umbrella
Dance
Wear makeup
Kiss a women after oral
Drink cocktails
Carry a shopping basket

I agree with all but the last. What are you supposed to do if you’re just picking up a few items from the store, but too many to carry using only your hands? Get a whole fucking feet just for those items? That seems more like something a woman would do.

 

[Tone C]

Carry an umbrella
Dance
Wear makeup
Kiss a women after oral
Drink cocktails
Carry a shopping basket


..

Done them all except the ' drink cocktails '.

Make up, I'm counting the Rocky Horror Show attendances though.

 

[crabmeat]

someone is lacking in the relationship department, or he’s gangsta as fuck..

 

[HeffDoesWant]

Have done all, make up to cover bruises is the only one worth offering context for.

 

[moreorless87]

Carrying an umbrella is number 1 on your list? How is sitting around all day in wet clothes all day manly?

 

[Simple Southerner]

• Start drama, they avoid it. ...
• Wear earrings in both ears.
• Order drinks that come with paper umbrellas, unless the drink is free.
• Say NO to their gfs/ wives. ...
• Shave their legs, backs, chest
• or arms.w a razor ...
• Talk down to people, they talk to them.
• Hinder their emotions. ...
• Dye their hair, they rock their gray strands.
• Wear a fanny pack

 

[Iroh]

Make dumb lists about what men shouldn't do.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

So 80's hair metal is out.

Those dudes pulled a lot of hot women though, so there's the conundrum

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

“Carrying a shopping basket”

What? Since when has that ever been associated with not being manly? Genuinely puzzled here.

Because you should be buying 5 kilos of meat and cooking it on a fire, that's too much for a basket

 

[RowdyLesnar]

Men should not click on the "look at my pig" thread.

I haven't visit that thread yet, what's in it?

 

[Ares Black]

Carry an umbrella
Dance
Wear makeup
Kiss a women after oral
Drink cocktails
Carry a shopping basket


I may be behind the current trends but the above following a recent “what should real men not do?” discussion feels reasonable..... discuss...

Lol. AKA the toxic masculinity thread.

 

[aus101]

Wear flip flops unless they're at the beach/pool.

I'm wearing them right now. I feel if you are an Aussie this rule doesn't apply. Also we call them thongs lol.

 

[scorpipede]

I haven't visit that thread yet, what's in it?

Couldn't say. I'm a man.

 

[GreenGorilla]

Carry an umbrella
Dance
Wear makeup
Kiss a women after oral
Drink cocktails
Carry a shopping basket


I may be behind the current trends but the above following a recent “what should real men not do?” discussion feels reasonable..... discuss...

"Dance" someone has no rhythm
There is a reason girls like guys who can dance, it is the hip movement that also helps with stroking it right.

 

[frenz]

Carry an umbrella
Dance
Wear makeup
Kiss a women after oral
Drink cocktails
Carry a shopping basket


I may be behind the current trends but the above following a recent “what should real men not do?” discussion feels reasonable..... discuss...

lol.