Things “Men” should not do!

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  1. Damo321 Blue Belt

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    Carry an umbrella
    Dance
    Wear makeup
    Kiss a women after oral
    Drink cocktails
    Carry a shopping basket


    I may be behind the current trends but the above following a recent “what should real men not do?” discussion feels reasonable..... discuss...
     
  2. WaylonMercy5150 Silver Belt

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    So 80's hair metal is out.
     
  3. crabmeat Blue Belt

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    Welp, I've done all those things.
     
  4. Omegaboy13 Sweepin' Your Leg

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    Kissing after oral? You so self absorbed that you think the taste of your own dick will make you gay?
     
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  5. Brother Numsi Black Belt

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    I agree with 4/6

    I think men can carry umbrellas but two men should never share an umbrella. I don't care if they are gay or straight. Kissing women after oral is just...no

    Knowing how to dance is turn on for women. Especially if you got rhythm. Can't tell you how many women I was able to pull because I could out dance all my boys

    As far as cocktails go, there's a fine line between a man getting a rum and coke and getting a Cosmopolitan
     
  6. jimbob27 Ken Shamrock Belt

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    Carrying an umbrella is number 1 on your list? How is sitting around all day in wet clothes all day manly?

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  7. IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    If she just had my spunk in her mouth it's a no from me dawg
     
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    One chick made me promise to kiss her afterwards before she went down on me. I promised. Then she gave the best head ever, then she swallowed.

    It was well worth it.
     
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    So when did martinis become unmanly? And when did anyone ever think being able to bust out the tango to Por una cabeza as unmanly?
     
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    I'd like to, but I've been programmed from the Marine Corps not to use them. Weird, I know. Used the shit out of them before that... I'd twirl them around as a kid. My father hated it. He thought I "looked like a wuss". He once ripped one out of my hands and whacked the piss out of it against a tree. It was pretty funny.
     
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  12. Kaybee Arianator Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    7. Care about what other men think men should not do
     
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    I kiss your mum after sucking off your dad all the time.
     
  14. Steve-French What A Rush!!!

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    Wear skinny jeans
    Read lists that tell them how to be men
     
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  15. Cherry Brigand We're gonna put some heat on 'em.

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  16. Mr Mojo Lane Brown Belt

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    "Carry a shopping basket " ????

    I don't know what is wrong with this. Should I carry around 15 items and have the shit slip out of my hands? I rarely get a shopping cart, bc I think I'm only going to get a few things, but then I wind up getting a basket case of stuff I see on sale. You're probably really insecure
     
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  17. usfbrah Chronic gambler

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    I dance and drink mai tais and that helped me get some decent women back in my prime
     
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  18. scorpipede there's too many of us

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    Men should not click on the "look at my pig" thread.
     
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    Hell, yeah! Bruce Smith!
     
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  20. Bacco Silver Belt

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    Done all these aside "wear makeup", multiple times
     
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