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Thief tries to rob store with a machete... store-owner pulls out a scimitar!

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  1. JadeOwl Brown Belt

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    This is freaking surreal!

    Store Owner Pulls Out Sword, Scares Off Would-be Robbers Armed With Machete

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    ETA: I found an embedable version on YouTube:

     
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  2. faustian I AM NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    lol have these idiots never heard of guns?
     
  3. zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    dam. needa get myself a medieval long sword or a japanese katana

    also

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  4. GordoBarraBJJ Titanium Belt

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    straight outta crocodile dundee
     
  5. Kraysla Black Belt

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    One of the first things i thought of, besides 'holy shit that scimitar is awesome.'

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  6. 5H3RD0G Silver Belt

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    No ninja stars or nunchuks boo.
     
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    I would bring smoke bombs if I were a thief.
     
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    He ain't bout dat life
     
  10. Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    Have the identified the perp as Mr. Hankey, yet?
     
  11. korean blood Keep tracks that make an Arab thief clap Platinum Member

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    That's hilarious!
     
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    Lol. Well done Kraysla
     
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    Seems sorta fake to me - but if the cops were called then I guess it's legit, or they're really committed to their ruse, maybe hoping for his 15 minutes or something.
     
  15. 2GunTommy Banned Banned

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    Ha :icon_lol: good eye
     
  16. kuromusha Silver Belt

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    Would lol if he pulled out a spoon
     
  17. Sharkey Who finishes 3rd?

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    Hopefully the thief learned his lesson and the next time he attempts such a thing he's duel wielding kukris.
     
  18. Great Angus Blue Belt

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    Never bring a machete to a scimitar fight.
     
  19. Chillout010 Grrrr!!

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  20. Zankou Bringing peace and love Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Love that scimitar action. Sikhs are way into scimitars.

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