Thief tries to rob store with a machete... store-owner pulls out a scimitar!

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  1. JadeOwl

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    This is freaking surreal!

    Store Owner Pulls Out Sword, Scares Off Would-be Robbers Armed With Machete

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    ETA: I found an embedable version on YouTube:

     
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  2. faustian

    faustian I'M NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    lol have these idiots never heard of guns?
     
  3. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    dam. needa get myself a medieval long sword or a japanese katana

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  4. GordoBarraBJJ

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    straight outta crocodile dundee
     
  5. Kraysla

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    One of the first things i thought of, besides 'holy shit that scimitar is awesome.'

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    No ninja stars or nunchuks boo.
     
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    I would bring smoke bombs if I were a thief.
     
  9. TheStruggle

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  10. Anung Un Rama

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    Have the identified the perp as Mr. Hankey, yet?
     
  11. korean blood

    korean blood Keep tracks that make an Arab thief clap Platinum Member

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    That's hilarious!
     
  12. ripskater

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    Lol. Well done Kraysla
     
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    Seems sorta fake to me - but if the cops were called then I guess it's legit, or they're really committed to their ruse, maybe hoping for his 15 minutes or something.
     
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    Ha :icon_lol: good eye
     
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    Would lol if he pulled out a spoon
     
  17. Sharkey

    Sharkey Who finishes 3rd?

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    Hopefully the thief learned his lesson and the next time he attempts such a thing he's duel wielding kukris.
     
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    Never bring a machete to a scimitar fight.
     
  19. Chillout010

    Chillout010 Grrrr!!

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  20. Zankou

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    Love that scimitar action. Sikhs are way into scimitars.

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