They're making a video game about Jesus -_-

[gizmo J]

 

[bowened]

Ain’t got shit on Bible Adventures for the NES.

 

[chance mccoy]

I went to church with my mom a few years ago on Christmas. My first question when we left was, so is this a normal attendance?

it was nothing like I remember, standing room only to empty pews

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

Won't he only have one additional life?

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Jesus did it for the chicks.

 

[MIKOM]

I hear it is tough as nails...........

 

[FléauDeDieu]

I hope respawning doesn't take three days

 

[Zer]

I hope respawning doesn't take three days

I'll be playing with god mode anyway

 

[skarface]

can you play as diff characters? (didn't saw the vid)

 

[MIKOM]

can you play as diff characters? (didn't saw the vid)

Yes.
You take part in heists and switch between the father, the son , and the holy ghost..

 

[skarface]

Yes.
You take part in heists and switch between the father, the son , and the holy ghost..

great, then I'll play as judas and shit

 

[A.S. Deep]

LOL

 

[Aegon Spengler]

He rips demons out of people and forms a squad before dying violently and respawning nearby

Seems ripe for a video game

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Final stage is he fights all the modern day evangelists and takes all their wealth (when he defeats them) and distributes it to the poor.

Final, Final stage - he fights Bezos, Elon and the rest of the super rich and makes sure that their fortunes "trickle down" then banishes them to Mars.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Well, it looks less buggy than Cyberpunk2077.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

This game is rated M for Messiah.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Does it support Cross play?

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Microtransactions : 1/10th of your paycheck.

 

[Naught2Sixty]

Can I beat hookers to death in this one?

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

Just put him in Killer Instinct! CO CO CO COMBO!!!