They made me get a new phone

[Clippy]

@Clippy youre not one of the ones from the south are you? I like you man, but I can't if you're one of the ones from the south.

YOU'RE from the south , I'm from canada

 

[DataBreach]

I stopped using phones. I only communicate thru telepathy now.

Don't boast bro. I've been sending messages since I noticed your boast. You ain't there yet brah.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Don't boast bro. I've been sending messages since I noticed your boast. You ain't there yet brah.

I been ignoring them

 

[DataBreach]

I been ignoring them

Nice try but what I send needs to return a certain way. That's 4 th dimension stuff buddeh.

 

[JSN]

Coming from a neutral perspective, I've been happy with my iphone. I still have the old original iPhone 4. Although it's battery life is shit & now some of my apps won't work with this old software.

haha what do you mean by the original iphone 4? As opposed to the 4s?

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Nice try but what I send needs to return a certain way. That's 4 th dimension stuff buddeh.

My messages transcend dimensions and are outside the laws of space and time

 

[EmpireShallFall]

Bruh, my cousin could have hooked you up.

 

[RawHawg]

does anyone still use a blueberry?

 

[Drenalin]

haha what do you mean by the original iphone 4? As opposed to the 4s?

My original iPhone 4 is only 3G & doesn't have SIRI like the 4s. I'm sure there are other things I'm missing too

 

[method115]

I had a phone, the same phone since 2010

6 years!

I was going to keep it forever, only talk and text:

^^^ That's the one, only mine is red

So I got a text from Koodoo yesterday saying they're shutting down the network!!!

son of a bitch!

I don't want to modernize!!

I cancelled Koodoo cause of their scam buy a new phone shit

Now I'm with bell, got a Samsung J1 new whatever phone with talk and text $35 a month

But now the option to use wifi and etc so not bad

I just hope I don't break it, new phones are flimsy and weak and I dropped my old phone every day for 6 years

When I broke up with my ex I tried going back to an old phone like this to save money. I stopped once a few girls kept asking me if I got the pics that were X-rated.

 

[val_lixembeau]

Work shackled me with a Blackberry classic a few months ago. Piece of shit can't even play music off an SD card.

The phone should be able to. If you can't then possibly your company has disallowed it using their device management policies.

 

[Organic Damage]

The phone should be able to. If you can't then possibly your company has disallowed it using their device management policies.

Today a coworker who's had one for a while says ours won't allow unencrypted SD cards because of security settings encrypting the rest of the device.

So I guess I can format the card.

 

[Winnie The Foo]

Remove the battery and throw the phone in the river immediately. "Smart" phones are a clever ploy to track Earth humans...but they're great for watching porn.

 

[lakersfan45]

I had a phone, the same phone since 2010

6 years!

I was going to keep it forever, only talk and text:

^^^ That's the one, only mine is red

So I got a text from Koodoo yesterday saying they're shutting down the network!!!

son of a bitch!

I don't want to modernize!!

I cancelled Koodoo cause of their scam buy a new phone shit

Now I'm with bell, got a Samsung J1 new whatever phone with talk and text $35 a month

But now the option to use wifi and etc so not bad

I just hope I don't break it, new phones are flimsy and weak and I dropped my old phone every day for 6 years

clippy at it again with another historic fantastic thread

 

[neverwas]

Hipsters and your phones. I still use smoke signals.

hipsters and your smoke signals,i still use the drums.

 

[GSP_37]

Is there a souce online for the Russians?

Just catch that episode of Ancient Aliens on demand ("Alien..." text search). Maybe they cited the names of the astronauts and maybe you can figure out how to spell it in Russian to Google it.

 

[Madmick]

I had a phone, the same phone since 2010

6 years!

I was going to keep it forever, only talk and text:

^^^ That's the one, only mine is red

So I got a text from Koodoo yesterday saying they're shutting down the network!!!

son of a bitch!

I don't want to modernize!!

I cancelled Koodoo cause of their scam buy a new phone shit

Now I'm with bell, got a Samsung J1 new whatever phone with talk and text $35 a month

But now the option to use wifi and etc so not bad

I just hope I don't break it, new phones are flimsy and weak and I dropped my old phone every day for 6 years

Well, if you break it, not sure if you get the Kyocera phones up there in Canada, but they have been offering the best budget-minded options for durable smartphone:
http://www.toughgadget.com/best-rugged-smartphones-unlocked/
The MIL-STD-810G certification is the one to look for. Phones with this rating are effectively unbreakable. They're much tougher than even, for example, an IP68 phone with an Otterbox/Lifeproof case. Even the new Motorola phones with the unbreakable screens aren't as tough. Why? Because the screen isn't the phone. Those interior components are still fragile. The military certification reflects phones that are built from the ground up to be indestructible.

http://www.phonearena.com/phones/Kyocera-DuraForce_id8995

 

[nhbfan8080]

Well, if you break it, not sure if you get the Kyocera phones up there in Canada, but they have been offering the best budget-minded options for durable smartphone:
http://www.toughgadget.com/best-rugged-smartphones-unlocked/
The MIL-STD-810G certification is the one to look for. Phones with this rating are effectively unbreakable. They're much tougher than even, for example, an IP68 phone with an Otterbox/Lifeproof case. Even the new Motorola phones with the unbreakable screens aren't as tough. Why? Because the screen isn't the phone. Those interior components are still fragile. The military certification reflects phones that are built from the ground up to be indestructible.

http://www.phonearena.com/phones/Kyocera-DuraForce_id8995

Its a thick heavy 200g phone. I need a belt clip for that.

 

[Clippy]

My new piece of shit phone that i had for a week....

DOESNT FUCKING CHARGE WHEN PLUGGED IN ANYMORE

And before anyone fuck with me yes the cord is good and my wife a phone still charges on it

FUck FUCK FUCK

 

[Clippy]

Now I have to go fight with the phone people tomorrow

SON OF A BITCH