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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Clippy, Aug 16, 2016.

  1. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    I had a phone, the same phone since 2010

    6 years!

    I was going to keep it forever, only talk and text:

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    ^^^ That's the one, only mine is red

    So I got a text from Koodoo yesterday saying they're shutting down the network!!!

    son of a bitch!

    I don't want to modernize!!

    I cancelled Koodoo cause of their scam buy a new phone shit

    Now I'm with bell, got a Samsung J1 new whatever phone with talk and text $35 a month

    But now the option to use wifi and etc so not bad

    I just hope I don't break it, new phones are flimsy and weak and I dropped my old phone every day for 6 years
     
  2. M3t4tr0n Steel Belt

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    I stopped using phones. I only communicate thru telepathy now.
     
  3. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    What's your telepath ID / Username - let's have a chat

    I'm Celestial_Clippy_722
     
  4. M3t4tr0n Steel Belt

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    Mines cutiepootie_pussyfartfart_123
     
  5. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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  6. M3t4tr0n Steel Belt

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    Im not seeing any image. Are you using devil magic?
     
  7. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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  8. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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  9. choke you strangulation belt

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    I would start a fire somewhere to calm my nerves if I were you Clippy.
     
  10. DespicablePeep Red Belt

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    It will break in two years tops, had terrible luck with Samsung, moved to Motorola, they don´t break as much and can even take some falls but the headphone jack is gone, can´t keep the headphone pluged in, I have already changed phones from Moto G gen 3 to 4 and had the same thing happen.

    Fucking phones
     
  11. M3t4tr0n Steel Belt

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    Getting drunk eooobgjm
     
  12. M3t4tr0n Steel Belt

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    U guyz lucky itz 4 am and i xant srink mor and make a nother drunkz thread or debauchery would happenz
     
  13. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    Well the Samsung slide phone I had lasted 6 years, and even outlasted the network lol :p

    But they make things shittier and shittier
     
  14. What a racket these cell phones are.

    Get my shit back on pager again:

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  15. Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    Lol. My work requires a smartphone. They actually issue us a new iPhone every two years. It's not so bad. I don't mind being able to communicate with my family anytime I want. Then I can check suredawg to see how many alerts and likes I have received while I was away.
     
  16. Turtlejuice Free Wang Banned

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    Hipsters and your phones. I still use smoke signals.
     
  17. BobSappIsMyDad Handsome Boy Graduate

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    Muthafuckaz always trying to keep a playa down
     
  18. SammyPops Steel Belt

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    lol Koodoo. You sound poor. No wonder you did not post this in the OT.

    I have a sansung note 2! it is ol but i can still access p0rnhub and star trek attack wing vidoes on youtube so I am happy
     
  19. EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    ahhh those were the days
     
  20. marioh Red Belt

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    i remember when my job told me a few years back that they were upgrading my BB to an iphone, and i was like "fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk". yes, give an apple hater an iphone. good thing they got me a good case to go with it. i loved showing people how good the case was by dropping and kicking the phone. and throwing it against walls.
     

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