They finally isolated Jones metabolite

[Arm Barbarian]

It was discovered to be a "whack-a-mole" pinch of salt.

It picks and chooses which tests it will hide from, and when it will pop its head up! It's "pulsating", indefinitely.

 

[dawzz]

Jones nuthuggers are on their way to this thread lol

 

[Naught2Sixty]

Ah, that explains it. Relax, everyone, you can give him back his GOAT status.

 

[link67]

 

[Grijswaarde]

<[analyzed}>

 

[Calipwnia]

I trust what the experts are paid to tell me

 

[Leinster Rugby]

Lol someone shoop jones' head in there

 

[Super Shotgun]

 

[gunlok]

Talk about pinch of salt in the wound...

 

[Frank McEdgar]

His metabolites are the hit and run type.

They just came back to grab the weed and cash from the glove box.

 

[chinarice]

Jon Jones!! The Greatest of All......................Turinabol

 

[koquerelle]

Not your best work, AB

 

[billharford]

AKA hired a team of crack scientists to engineer intelligent Turanibol metabolites that would hide in Jon's system and only re-emerge when they knew that Jon was being tested and a fight was impending. DC spiked wholesome Jon's salad with it. Just terrible luck for all around good guy Jon Jones.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

2 pinches of salt

 

[Loiosh]

It was discovered to be a "whack-a-mole" pinch of salt.

It picks and chooses which tests it will hide from, and when it will pop its head up! It's "pulsating", indefinitely.

FTFY

 

[Arm Barbarian]

FTFY

LMAO!!!!!!

PERFECTION!!!!!

Going to replace OP image with this one. Would give you 1k likes if I could.

 

[PlatinumColbyCovington]

At the end of the day, the amount in his system was like a pinch of salt thrown into several Olympic sized swimming pools

 

[jojoRed]

FTFY

Nice work, but it should be Jones and Dana getting of scott free and Novitsky being called corrupt, so he should get hit, maybe DC or Gus aswell.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

At the end of the day, the amount in his system was like a pinch of salt thrown into several Olympic sized swimming pools

Yes, that's the whole point of micro dosing. So it leaves your system very quickly.

 

[BobbyHillComedian]

You guys realize you are just outing yourselves as being clueless about PEDs, right? If you think the half life of tbol is in any way relevant in this case then you are essentially admitting you don't understand the science.