There's more Jedi than Jews in England

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  1. Clippy

    Clippy Losenges choke ya out brah

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    and now you know

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon#England_and_Wales
     
  2. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    What's not to like?

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    Ritual initiation.
     
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  3. Clippy

    Clippy Losenges choke ya out brah

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    lol Gotta love England

    From the same people who brought us Boaty McBoatface
     
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    KnightTemplar Halloween Belt Platinum Member

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    Jedi/Sith>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all other religions:)
     
  5. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    Full kit wanker is a growing religion as well.

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  6. Turtlejuice

    Turtlejuice Free Wang Double Yellow Card

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    That's not a full kit wanker, that's a fat git wanker.
     
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  7. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    or fun tit tanker.. plenty of options
     
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    Turtlejuice Free Wang Double Yellow Card

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    Fat tits munter.
     
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    In other news, rhinoplasty rates in England are at an all-time low
     
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    chubbman Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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  11. ClubFoot

    ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic Platinum Member

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    I find that hard to believe.

    There's a lot of fucking Jews over here.
     
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  12. The Diplomat

    The Diplomat Peace Among Worlds

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    In 2001, Jedi could have been considered the second largest religion in New Zealand.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon#New_Zealand
     
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    That is hard to believe because if Britain alone had not stood up to Hitler there likely be no jews in Europe.
     
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    Not compared to Pakistanis.
     
  15. Lavitz

    Lavitz It’s Showtime!

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    Execute order 66.
     
  16. monsterxmonster

    monsterxmonster SPOON NATION Platinum Member

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    Not really though. I don't remember having a single Jewish person at my school. Only ever see them in certain parts of London.
     
  17. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    The Jews and Jedi should combine forces and become Jewdi.
    May the Schwartz be with you. ..

    Sorry Mr. Brooks.
     
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  18. DM1982

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    What I think this says is that English people think Religion is a load of bollocks, and we'd rather identify ourselves (for a laugh) as fictional future guardians of peace and virtue.


    Yodabless
     
  19. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    the jews lied to get noted as Jedis

    anyway i bet the english wished they could trade in the fucking pikeys for jews or jedis at this point, how are you liking multiculturalism now you drunk bastards
     
  20. ClubFoot

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    Where are you, The Isle of Man?

    There are huge communities of them everywhere in the UK.
     

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