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There's more Jedi than Jews in England

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  1. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    and now you know

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon#England_and_Wales
     
  2. loyalyolayal Banned Banned

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    What's not to like?

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    Ritual initiation.
     
  3. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    lol Gotta love England

    From the same people who brought us Boaty McBoatface
     
  4. KnightTemplar Beskar Belt Double Yellow Card

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    Jedi/Sith>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all other religions:)
     
  5. MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    Full kit wanker is a growing religion as well.

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  6. Turtlejuice Free Wang Banned

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    That's not a full kit wanker, that's a fat git wanker.
     
  7. MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    or fun tit tanker.. plenty of options
     
  8. Turtlejuice Free Wang Banned

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    Fat tits munter.
     
  9. SFMMA Brown Belt

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    In other news, rhinoplasty rates in England are at an all-time low
     
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  11. ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic Platinum Member

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    I find that hard to believe.

    There's a lot of fucking Jews over here.
     
  12. The Diplomat Peace Among Worlds

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    In 2001, Jedi could have been considered the second largest religion in New Zealand.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon#New_Zealand
     
  13. MadSquabbles500 Steel Belt

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    That is hard to believe because if Britain alone had not stood up to Hitler there likely be no jews in Europe.
     
  14. JbModest Brown Belt

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    Not compared to Pakistanis.
     
  15. Lavitz It’s Showtime!

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    Execute order 66.
     
  16. monsterxmonster SPOON NATION Platinum Member

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    Not really though. I don't remember having a single Jewish person at my school. Only ever see them in certain parts of London.
     
  17. MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    The Jews and Jedi should combine forces and become Jewdi.
    May the Schwartz be with you. ..

    Sorry Mr. Brooks.
     
  18. DM1982 Black Belt

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    What I think this says is that English people think Religion is a load of bollocks, and we'd rather identify ourselves (for a laugh) as fictional future guardians of peace and virtue.


    Yodabless
     
  19. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    the jews lied to get noted as Jedis

    anyway i bet the english wished they could trade in the fucking pikeys for jews or jedis at this point, how are you liking multiculturalism now you drunk bastards
     
  20. ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic Platinum Member

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    Where are you, The Isle of Man?

    There are huge communities of them everywhere in the UK.
     

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