There's a water heater guy in my basement right now what do I do

Damn I now have a better appreciation for my water heater situation. I can't imagine having to maintain my own and deal with eventual replacement and installation.

Hell water heater guy can come over any time now he can even fuck me if he wants
 
strip down to a pair of holly holm shorts and do some press-ups and stretches right next to where he's working
 
when he comes back up fake like youre having a seizure but also make sure you are sporting an extremely visible rock hard boner(if you are big enough)

have some disgustingly hardcore porn playing in the backround too on a computer. hide a camera somewhere to film how he reacts. will he help you despite the boner? Will he pause the porn before he calls 911? will he cop a feel thinking you wont be able to tell while in a seizure? Will he get hard also?
 
I just bought a tankless water heater and it cost me a little over $3000. Step your game up @Clippy and go tankless.
 
Clippy said:
To show dominance
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Is it working? Please tell me you don't have any credit card debt ...

Edit: Or is this one of those things where you pay a fixed amount each month and it evens out over the year when usage fluctuates?
 
Milgrim said:
Is it working? Please tell me you don't have any credit card debt ...

Edit: Or is this one of those things where you pay a fixed amount each month and it evens out over the year when usage fluctuates?
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I'm just winging it

trying to budget and figure my own equal payments to survive winter
 
Should have taken water heater guy to the party garage said "I love this tune" despite nothing playing and started dancing. If water heater guy starts dancing too, then you have a party garage pal for life.
 
Clippy said:
I'm just winging it

trying to budget and figure my own equal payments to survive winter
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That has merit. It's been very mild here. Very low heating bills for winter. Still outrageous, but lower than usual.
 
#1 empty a jar of mayonnaise

#2 fill said jar with vanilla pudding

#3 watch him do his job while you eat said pudding all the while him thinking its mayo.

#4 watch him finish in half the time.
 
Pics of water heater guy please
 
@Clippy

kill him

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