There's a water heater guy in my basement right now what do I do

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  1. Clippy

    Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    I guess they needed to inspect the rental. It's awkward I don't know what to say so left him form there

    What would u do. He's still down there what if he's stealing my laundry
     
    Clippy, Feb 3, 2020
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  2. aldeniro78

    aldeniro78 Who cares

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    Set the house on fire
     
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  3. Aegon Spengler

    Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    He’s taking your underpants you gotta secure the underpants
     
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  4. cck311**

    cck311** Blue Belt

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    Go squat on all 4s naked in front of him while looking longingly back at him straight into his eyes
     
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  5. DespicablePeep

    DespicablePeep Red Belt

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    do what you do with us in Sherdog annoy him with stupid questions.
     
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  6. DespicablePeep

    DespicablePeep Red Belt

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    Why do gay people always have to push their sex dreams on normal folk?
     
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  7. cck311**

    cck311** Blue Belt

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    Sorry, I didnt mean to make you horny.
     
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  8. FyrFytr998

    FyrFytr998 Not my clowns. Not my circus. (2020)

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    We all know @Clippy goes commando. Unless you meant his soiled panties collection?
     
    FyrFytr998, Feb 3, 2020
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  9. Skarr

    Skarr Brown Belt

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    "hey buddy give me a shout if you need anything" *leave the room*
     
    Skarr, Feb 3, 2020
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  10. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    I know the feeling. I have a repairman coming to fix the fridge later today. Awkward situation is awkward.
     
    koolinkunming, Feb 3, 2020
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  11. OverCoronavirus Pressure

    OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Show him why they call you Clippy
     
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  12. Medulla Omoplata

    Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    Offer him a beverage.
    Keep returning every couple of minutes and offer him a different beverage.
     
    Medulla Omoplata, Feb 3, 2020
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  13. Aegon Spengler

    Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    OBVIOUSLY THATS WHAT I MEAN
     
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  14. dildos

    dildos Steel Belt

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    Kill him, bury him and then never talk of what you did ever again.
     
    dildos, Feb 3, 2020
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  15. DespicablePeep

    DespicablePeep Red Belt

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    the opposite, if that made me horny I would have thank you.
     
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  16. -Nada-

    -Nada- Banned Banned

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    Hit him with a hammer.
     
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  17. SamSchmidt

    SamSchmidt I crossed time for you belt Banned

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  18. HughPhug

    HughPhug Plug Tunin'

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    Play real life Doom with him
     
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  19. THEfightsAREfixed

    THEfightsAREfixed you can do it

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    challenge him to a wrestling match and he wins you will cook him kraft dinner

    a canadian custom i believe
     
    THEfightsAREfixed, Feb 3, 2020
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  20. fungi

    fungi rl

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    Coz they are despicablepeeps.
     
    fungi, Feb 3, 2020
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