There's a ladyboy next door

You remember that thread I posted where I said I share a balcony with hookers?
They use the apartment next door as a brothel and their and my apartment share a balcony.

Well - that was fine.
The female hookers keep their curtain closed and make like there's no one there.

But this last week, a ****in' ladyboy has been present.

So, basically - a male hooker.

This sumbitch is CONSTANTLY out on the fucking balcony, slamming the fuckin' door, windows, air drying his prostidude get up.

What makes me uncomfortable is, I was out catching some rays during the week, and this dude cops me through his window - and since then he's been acting like a bitch;

I think the fucker has a crush on me.

You couldn't make this shit up.

I am strictly heterosexual.

STRICTLY!!

Hopefully they'll be gone by Monday cause they rotate every week normally but - what a damn pain in the ass.

 

Suck that dick bro.

 

Stop being a pussy and suck his dick

 

Where do you live? A crackhouse?

 

The OP doth protest too much, methinks.

 

Oh my, I didn't see this one coming.

What else....

"Dun' be a tease - brah!!"

 

I live in a high end apartment building.

 

painting od it didnt happen

 

I’ll check back in later, after you’re done sucking his dick to see how it went

 

fantastic

 

Let him bang

Normally I hate when you guys say that here. But in this case I think it is applicable

 

High end apartment building facilitating transexual prostitution.......seems legit.

 

Man I cry laughing everytime I see this gif.........one of the greatest moments in WWE history.

 

STRICTLY!

 

+1 for sucking his dick.

He might return the favor.

 

As others have already mentioned, you definitely need to suck on that ladyboy dick and stop whining. Majority of Sherdog would kill to be in your shoes — be grateful.

 

TS should rent his room out to that poster who's addicted to hookers

 

Sure you are