You remember that thread I posted where I said I share a balcony with hookers? They use the apartment next door as a brothel and their and my apartment share a balcony. Well - that was fine. The female hookers keep their curtain closed and make like there's no one there. But this last week, a ****in' ladyboy has been present. So, basically - a male hooker. This sumbitch is CONSTANTLY out on the fucking balcony, slamming the fuckin' door, windows, air drying his prostidude get up. What makes me uncomfortable is, I was out catching some rays during the week, and this dude cops me through his window - and since then he's been acting like a bitch; I think the fucker has a crush on me. You couldn't make this shit up. I am strictly heterosexual. STRICTLY!! Hopefully they'll be gone by Monday cause they rotate every week normally but - what a damn pain in the ass.