There's a ladyboy next door

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  1. EatMyShorts

    EatMyShorts Purple Belt

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    You remember that thread I posted where I said I share a balcony with hookers?
    They use the apartment next door as a brothel and their and my apartment share a balcony.

    Well - that was fine.
    The female hookers keep their curtain closed and make like there's no one there.

    But this last week, a ****in' ladyboy has been present.

    So, basically - a male hooker.

    This sumbitch is CONSTANTLY out on the fucking balcony, slamming the fuckin' door, windows, air drying his prostidude get up.

    What makes me uncomfortable is, I was out catching some rays during the week, and this dude cops me through his window - and since then he's been acting like a bitch;

    I think the fucker has a crush on me.

    You couldn't make this shit up.

    I am strictly heterosexual.

    STRICTLY!!

    Hopefully they'll be gone by Monday cause they rotate every week normally but - what a damn pain in the ass.
     
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    MMA since 1993 ____________ Double Yellow Card

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  3. Sakurabaism

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    Stop being a pussy and suck his dick
     
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    Steven_Universe Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Where do you live? A crackhouse?
     
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    Dinotective Banned Banned

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    The OP doth protest too much, methinks.
     
  6. EatMyShorts

    EatMyShorts Purple Belt

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    Oh my, I didn't see this one coming.

    What else....

    "Dun' be a tease - brah!!"

    <22>
     
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  7. EatMyShorts

    EatMyShorts Purple Belt

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    I live in a high end apartment building.
     
  8. Big Dick Cheney**

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    painting od it didnt happen

    lets just wait.jpg
     
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    LiLoMMA Lindsay Lohan's party belt

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    I’ll check back in later, after you’re done sucking his dick to see how it went
     
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    fantastic
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    JOE QUEEF Amply Insensate Platinum Member

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    SamSchmidt I crossed time for you belt Platinum Member

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    Let him bang

    Normally I hate when you guys say that here. But in this case I think it is applicable
     
  14. Natural Order

    Natural Order Bad Mutha Shoopa

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    High end apartment building facilitating transexual prostitution.......seems legit.

    <mma4>
     
  15. Natural Order

    Natural Order Bad Mutha Shoopa

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    Man I cry laughing everytime I see this gif.........one of the greatest moments in WWE history.
     
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    Kühle Hand Luke Mr. Cool Hand Luke Ice

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    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    +1 for sucking his dick.

    He might return the favor.
     
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    As others have already mentioned, you definitely need to suck on that ladyboy dick and stop whining. Majority of Sherdog would kill to be in your shoes — be grateful.
     
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    faustian I'M NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    TS should rent his room out to that poster who's addicted to hookers
     
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    Sure you are
     

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