there is an enourmous black living thing in my toilet

[fatcat669]

I walked into the bathroom to a loud buzzing sound this morning. What I saw terrified me because I was about to sit my ass down and excavate my bowels. A large flying insect resembling a massive bee or wasp flying around the toilet bowl. It looks like a mutant bumble bee with large legs or some kind of monster wasp animal.

I have proceeded to shut the lid and flush the toilet numerous times but it appears to be surviving my many attempts on its life by taking refuge under the lip. It is fucking enormous. What frightens me the most is that it appears to be waiting, silently, biding its time until i just forget that it is in there. My roomate is out of town and I think I will just leave it in there and take off for a holiday in order to avoid dealing with it

 

[runwhen_useeme**]

Bleach and Ammonia

Open the lid, pour a bunch of both into the toilet quickly, close lid. Also, don't breath it yourself.

 

[Tone C]

Spray a load of insect killer into the toilet.

 

[fatcat669]

Bleach and Ammonia

Open the lid, pour a bunch of both into the toilet quickly, close lid. Also, don't breath it yourself.

bravo kind sir bravo


the thing is just sitting there. if it was outside under different circumstances i wouldn't give a fuck but what the hell are its intentions???

 

[runwhen_useeme**]

bravo kind sir bravo


the thing is just sitting there. if it was outside under different circumstances i wouldn't give a fuck but what the hell are its intentions???

Has it issued any demands yet? You should slide it a cellphone in, so that you guys can communicate through the lid.

 

[Nordic Nonsense]

Bleach and Ammonia

Open the lid, pour a bunch of both into the toilet quickly, close lid. Also, don't breath it yourself.

You want him to make Chlorine gas? Sounds like a brilliant idea.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

where do you live? If you get a picture I can I'd it. But if you are worried leave the lid up and a window open it doesn't want to be in there more than you want it to. It's just hiding. If you want to kill it just get some raid.

 

[Tone C]

You want him to make Chlorine gas? Sounds like a brilliant idea.

He did advise him not to breathe it.

 

[Wow Exuberant**]

pics

 

[Nordic Nonsense]

Has it issued any demands yet? You should slide it a cellphone in, so that you guys can communicate through the lid.

This man is chock full of good ideas! Ontop of that, give him some food and water. That way he'll start to relax, and then BOOM! Chlorine gas that bitch.

 

[RevMrBlack]

You want him to make Chlorine gas? Sounds like a brilliant idea.

Bwa HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Darwin award, ftw!

 

[SwamiLeoni]

You want him to make Chlorine gas? Sounds like a brilliant idea.

2 birds with 1 stone

 

[Lamb Of God]

Blast it with piss bachelor frog style

 

[Oblivian]

Blast it with piss bachelor frog style

Lol

 

[RevMrBlack]

This man is chock full of good ideas! Ontop of that, give him some food and water. That way he'll start to relax, and then BOOM! Chlorine gas that bitch.

Oh, mamma! I'm still cracking up! Tears in my eyes.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I say learn to coexist.

 

[SwamiLeoni]

should have just pooped on it

 

[naked duck]

this thread is full of win.

 

[Scerpi]

pics

I second this! Take pics of this friggin thing.

Preferably dead for your sake.

 

[Opfer]

Whatever you do, take pictures.