There has never been a UFC event in Greenland

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  1. DS66

    DS66 Purple Belt

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    Facts about Greenland:

    - It is the largest island in the world. UFC events have been held on much smaller islands (New Zealand, Great Britain, Japan)

    - Greenland has a population of 55,000, which is larger than Uniondale, NY (UFC on Fox 25), Hidalgo, Texas (UFC Fight Night 94), and Fairfax, Virginia (UFC Fight Night 20)

    - Humans have lived on Greenland for nearly 5,000 years, for most of which they have been fans of combat sports

    When will the UFC end this gross injustice and bring an event to Greenland?
     
  2. SKITZADACTYL

    SKITZADACTYL Gold Belt

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    i mean it's not exactly a big market, name one fighter from greenland without googling.
     
  3. lsa

    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    there are none
     
  4. DeathStroke

    DeathStroke Green Belt

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    You're right TS. I wont rest til they hold an event in Antarctica as well.
     
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    My name is Shawn

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    Do they have an arena there is there good looking girls willing to be ring girls and is there any mma gyms
     
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  6. DS66

    DS66 Purple Belt

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    There may not be any fighters from there, but rumor has it that Gunnar Nelson once had a brief layover in Greenland on his way home to Iceland.
     
  7. accolyte1022

    accolyte1022 S.T.A.L.K.E.R Belt

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    Population density: 0.028/km2

    Seems rather overcrowded.
     
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    Not a country.
     
  10. csmoove899

    csmoove899 Yellow Belt

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    there's never even been a street fight in Greenland
     
  11. accolyte1022

    accolyte1022 S.T.A.L.K.E.R Belt

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    That guy might be bigger than Nate.
     
  12. Rorschachxx

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    I‘ll be damned if they dont come to Tuvalu next.
     
  13. Moral Victory

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    You gotta have people to have an audience.
     
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    Topguntrophey Brown Belt

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    I tried googling.. hard.. the closest thing I got was a guy with the last name Greenland.. it's that bad.. thus future warning to all sherdoggers: Do not trust OP in any investment advice.. or any advice of any sort for that matter.
     
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    cyrusthevyrus Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    definitely should be. Denmark should remain Germany's slave and Greenland should become independent.
     
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    polar bears vs ufc fighters, pre Zuffa rule set
     
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  18. glavinator

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    Not sure if this is trolling from yesterday's similar post....but if not, use your head. The UFC is a machine that decides where they will hold events on an array of metrics; somehwere either makes the cut, or it doesn't.
     
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    The free masons who rule the world have banned civilians from traveling to Antarctica so we don't discover the earth is flat

    Jesucristo Rey del universo
     
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  20. Kyojiro

    Kyojiro Purple Belt Platinum Member

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    That's because more people live in my small City then Greenland
     
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