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I was daydreaming about my own death when I started thinking about things my wife will have to do if I were gone.
Of course she'll miss the obvious things, like my salary, my dick, my companionship, etc.
But then I started thinking about the practical things.
For instance, I did some maintenance on the car a couple weeks ago that the dealership wanted $400 to do.
Then yesterday I did a plumbing repair that would have probably cost another $400 if we called a plumber.
That's $800 bucks I saved us just in a couple weeks. And that's not even mentioning the fact that we don't hire landscapers because I do the lawn work, we don't hire pest control because I do it. As well as a bunch of little shit around the house that's always breaking and I'm fixing it.
And we never need tech support or extended warranties, whereas I think my wife would get duped into buying that shit because she can't fix anything.
No wonder chicks are frequently broke. Even the ones that make decent money.
Of course she'll miss the obvious things, like my salary, my dick, my companionship, etc.
But then I started thinking about the practical things.
For instance, I did some maintenance on the car a couple weeks ago that the dealership wanted $400 to do.
Then yesterday I did a plumbing repair that would have probably cost another $400 if we called a plumber.
That's $800 bucks I saved us just in a couple weeks. And that's not even mentioning the fact that we don't hire landscapers because I do the lawn work, we don't hire pest control because I do it. As well as a bunch of little shit around the house that's always breaking and I'm fixing it.
And we never need tech support or extended warranties, whereas I think my wife would get duped into buying that shit because she can't fix anything.
No wonder chicks are frequently broke. Even the ones that make decent money.