The underused nicknames

[schlooker]

New rules incoming, on behalf of reebok and the UFC, all nicknames must follow this formula from now on:

Mike "Merry Pike" Perry
Cole "Mole Killer" Miller
Brock "Lock Breastnar" Lesnar
Chris "Wiss Criedman" Weidman
BJ "PB&J" Penn

and so on...

 

[Espresso]

How long did it take you?

 

[Olabola]

Just curious, what would a "title shot" be called?

 

[Okajima]

 

[ferrari]

Pitbull is the least used nickname

 

[Boomb]

You have a wierd sense of humor, TS.

 

[usernamee]

I think "Cock Chestnar" trumps "Lock Breastnar"

 

[CEQT]

 

[Okajima]

Pitbull is the least used nickname

How about Sugar?

 

[Mmaprovost]

Giblert

 

[ralphus1]

Hack Jermansson
Nose Ramalamajunas
Melvin Lastenum

 

[dildos]

I see what you did there...

 

[Magnum1978]

Colby "Colby Covington" Covington

Am I doing it right?

 

[Fahcough]

Datt Mamon

 

[IsNormal]

The best nickname out there is "Hick Diaz", aka Jason Knight

 

[Terpizzle]

I'm not sure what the "rules" are, but you didn't even follow your own formula for the nicknames.

Get your act together buddeh

 

[tat2man5k]

The best nickname out there is "Hick Diaz", aka Jason Knight

I remember that Bryce kid from a season or 2 back on TUF...didn't he call himself something like that?
***EDIT***
"Thug Nasty", and it was redneck Nate Diaz

 

[bootsy]

I was in the subway yesterday and there was a Fare Inspector. I had smoked a joint, so I thought, “There’s a Spare Infector.”

 

[kabanos]

My favourite would be

Joanna "Joanna Jedrzejczyk" Jedrzejczyk

 

[bootsy]

Pitbull Assassin