The underused nicknames

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  1. schlooker

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    New rules incoming, on behalf of reebok and the UFC, all nicknames must follow this formula from now on:

    Mike "Merry Pike" Perry
    Cole "Mole Killer" Miller
    Brock "Lock Breastnar" Lesnar
    Chris "Wiss Criedman" Weidman
    BJ "PB&J" Penn

    and so on...
     
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    Espresso @Terrorist Rat Led BathtubBrothers #DefendorVacate

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    How long did it take you?
     
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    Just curious, what would a "title shot" be called?
     
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    Pitbull is the least used nickname
     
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    Boomb Hate the game, not the player.

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    <DisgustingHHH>

    You have a wierd sense of humor, TS.
     
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    I think "Cock Chestnar" trumps "Lock Breastnar"
     
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  9. Okajima

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    How about Sugar?
     
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    I see what you did there...
     
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    The best nickname out there is "Hick Diaz", aka Jason Knight
     
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    I'm not sure what the "rules" are, but you didn't even follow your own formula for the nicknames.

    Get your act together buddeh
     
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    I remember that Bryce kid from a season or 2 back on TUF...didn't he call himself something like that?
    ***EDIT***
    "Thug Nasty", and it was redneck Nate Diaz
     
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    I was in the subway yesterday and there was a Fare Inspector. I had smoked a joint, so I thought, “There’s a Spare Infector.”
     
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    My favourite would be

    Joanna "Joanna Jedrzejczyk" Jedrzejczyk
     
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    Pitbull Assassin
     
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