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The ultimate friendzone

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  1. Red Beard

    Red Beard Purple Belt

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    Christmas is pretty great...I don't keep track though, I have a calendar for that. January is too early to start my countdown. I'm on St. Patrick's Day now...63 days to go!!!!
     
  2. BEER

    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Tell your mom to top off my minutes so I can facetime her late night.
     
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  3. Red Beard

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    I made a thread about it. My Dad bought coffee drinks for me and my brother when I was young. I would have had it if it wasn't for Starbucks. I drive a Subaru too...anything about that making me less of a man???
     
  4. Red Beard

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    It's 2020 you still use minutes????? Being a Vegan must be expensive.
     
  5. BEER

    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Give your balls a tug, you titfucker.
     
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  6. Red Beard

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    What in the World???? If I was a cow I wouldn't want you to eat me either. Go back to the Warroom man you are angry.
     
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    Your mom liked my picture on Instagram from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her she can see me in my swim trunks anytime.
     
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  8. Red Beard

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    My Mom is on IG and doesn't follow me???? Garbage....
     
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  9. GordoBarraBJJ

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    As pathetic as I am and can be - I ain't ever gonna lurk in the friend zone. If I'm interested and you make it clear there is no chance; well we can still be friends but buy your own shit cause I'm not spending money or time on you.
     
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    <LikeReally5> dude, I helped my coaches run some local MMA shows, I've heard all the uneducated public say ''wow look at that guy, he'll murder that fat dude'', and then the fat guy puts on a clinic, coming in here bragging you're the fittest and most ripped manlet in the Mayberry doesn't get you any prizes.
     
  11. Red Beard

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    He said I couldn't push a tire down a hill...so I said I exercise. I'm certainly not bragging I'm stating he doesn't know my physical activity to assume i'm out of shape. In reality I have trained martial arts and boxing since I was 7 so I think i'd be just fine. If I fight a fat guy I body head body them and that's that. I'm never concerned with a little scrap.
     
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    Manlet confirmed
    Was wondering where the rage was coming from
     
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  14. Red Beard

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    No rage actually...thanks for the input. Isn't manlet below like 5'8"???
     
  15. Rholk

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    Anything under 6'0 is a manlet, i think anyone 5'8" or under is legally considered a dwarf
     
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    <puh-lease75>
     
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    I used to think this way until I became friends with a lesbian couple. Only one of them is decent looking. I hang out with them knowing that they aren't attracted to me and never will be.. and I'm not attracted to them nor have any intention on trying bang either one of them. It's wonderful and we're good friends.
     
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  18. Red Beard

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    Oh well in that case...my apologies.

    Now that is an interesting caveat...I had a friend that was a lesbian but my wife wasn't a fan because it was like I had all the responsibilities of another girlfriend without the perks of sex. I got along with her well but deep down I wanted that secks. It was a decent friendship but there was that undercover feeling in my brain. I remember her asking me to show her jiu jitsu and she was so touchy feely. But I also knew she wasn't into guys. It was a weird thing but not true friends in my opinion. Her partner 0/10 would not smash.
     
  19. Red Beard

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    Just re-reading the thread before I check out of work and i realized I didn't respond to this. You stated you and your wife have traditional roles and you've checked her. I commended you on that being natural absolutely. I was responding to the other posters with the incel reference as well. The cuck connotation refers to the fact that if you secretly have a woman in your mind as your girl yet she doesn't feel the same way and talks to other men. The cuck part is that she is getting hers while you watch. It is certainly a twist on the term but it's the way I see it.
     
  20. HenryFlower

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    @Red Beard is still stuck in high school. you need to grow up, bud. or maybe it’s you’re wife who has you brainwashed into thinking you can’t have female friends? honestly wouldn’t surprised if she has you all wrapped up in a bow like that, which would explain why you’re projecting on every reasonable person in here while also trying to perpetuate this idea that you’re a prime cut of marbled masculinity (perhaps trying to convince yourself rather than us?)
     
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