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The ultimate friendzone

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  1. Hatuwkoi

    Hatuwkoi Blue Belt

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    Edit: Shit just got real here, i will go get some popcorn
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    Edit: Keep going boys!
     
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  2. drstrangelov

    drstrangelov Hey.

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    Bowling, pool, laser tag and buffalo wings sounds like a good time. The movie too if it’s something interesting. It’s not like my dude was buying her gifts and shit, he was having fun and she was with him. This seems pretty moderate as far as friend zone cringe goes.
     
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  3. Kona Bear

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    First thing that came to mind.


     
  4. Hatuwkoi

    Hatuwkoi Blue Belt

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    How about this? Screenshot_2020-01-14-16-23-36-245_com.android.chrome.png
     
  5. Overpressure

    Overpressure Pettifogging the fuck out of y'all

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    Those women are not good people.
     
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    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    You do realize that it's her boyfriend taking the pictures, right?
     
  8. Overpressure

    Overpressure Pettifogging the fuck out of y'all

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    She really needed something that would emphasize her nose
     
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    JabToucher Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    If there's a "friend zone" you're in, you've only put yourself there by not being forwards with your intentions.
     
  10. Hatuwkoi

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    Muay Thai4life bruv.
     
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  11. drstrangelov

    drstrangelov Hey.

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    I hope he got some wings too.
     
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  12. sissypunch

    sissypunch your mum

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    She ended the evening getting likes on social media. He ended the evening jerking off into a sock and crying.
     
  13. drstrangelov

    drstrangelov Hey.

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    There was a brutal one a few years ago around Christmas where this chubby fucker bought a girl all sorts of fancy shit, she posted something about he’s her best friend, then the little twerp posts like “I went to Jared, lol” under the photo. That one made me uncomfortable.

    Buffalo wings and bowling though, I don’t need to fuck anybody at the end of that night to consider it time well spent.
     
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    So, a man and a woman can't be friend?
     
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    Overpressure Pettifogging the fuck out of y'all

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    There is a gray area in between.

    I have female friends who I would totally bang. And they know it because I've already told them. But I'm still their friend and I don't get jealous or anything.

    Surprisingly enough I ended up banging a few of them.
     
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    BTW. I kind of feel sorry for those guys.
     
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    In my experience they can be friends after sex happened like they used to be fwb or they dated but moved on to other things then it works

    Before that from what i have seen no
     
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    Suppose it depends on the dynamic of the friendship. If one is using the other and getting gifts and taken out etc... while never reciprocating, then that's just shitty. That goes for regular male/male or female/female friendships too. I don;t see any issue with the OP though.
     
  20. Red Beard

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    No...not if there is attraction on either side. If you are both not attracted then I suppose you could be cordial. It's not an honest friendship.

    That's not an honest friendship if you want to bang them. Your intentions and their intentions don't really match up.
     

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