the state fair is coming up

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  1. punkmother

    punkmother calf cruncher fan

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    so in this very special occasion i need fashion advice...

    do i wear my lynard skynard t-shirt or my pantera t-shirt?

    do i wear my bandana around my thigh again? if so which color?

    oh, and should i leave the mullet? or shave my head and grow a goatee?

    i want to fit in with the rest of the white trash, so real answers only please!
     
  2. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    Leave the mullet but put on a oily red baseball cap, grow a droopy moustache as well.

    also wearing a "guns don't kill people, I do" t-shirt will bring squeals of delight fron the chicks.

    You might also need to invest in the biggest shiniest belt buckle money can buy, to go with a fake snakes skin belt and shoes ensemble.
     
  3. drunk boxer

    drunk boxer All your drunk boxer are belong to us

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    Lynard Skynard
    No Bandana
    Leave the Mullet


    Im not white trash, but my neighbor sure is! you should fucking see him!
     
  4. punkmother

    punkmother calf cruncher fan

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    oh man, ill be a hit this year with advice like that...maybe i should bust out a tooth as well
     
  5. J-Garden

    J-Garden Silver Belt

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    nah just apply sugar and syrup every night and it'll either rot or fall out
     
  6. avid

    avid Red Belt

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    Don't forget to clean your room:

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  7. NewHammieWammie

    NewHammieWammie If I am lost please return me to: OT

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    Rock the fucking skynard!
    I think that is the best thing i have ever heard you say! :D
    And keep the mullet and drink some beer with a piece of straw in your mouth!
    Dont forget to wair you cowboy beltbuckle and steal toe shit kickers.
     
  8. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    Go for this:

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  9. avid

    avid Red Belt

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    Don't forget to bring Cousin Elmer

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  10. FightTilYouDie

    FightTilYouDie Old Skool Superstar

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    Big Remo Brown Belt

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    It depends which Pantera shirt it is. No bandana around the knee, put it on your shaven mullet-less head. But whatever girl you bring must be 2/3 naked.
     
  12. academiachuteboxe

    academiachuteboxe Megalodon Gym Vale Tudo/Muay Thai

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    I love Carnies
     

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