the state fair is coming up

[punkmother]

so in this very special occasion i need fashion advice...

do i wear my lynard skynard t-shirt or my pantera t-shirt?

do i wear my bandana around my thigh again? if so which color?

oh, and should i leave the mullet? or shave my head and grow a goatee?

i want to fit in with the rest of the white trash, so real answers only please!

 

[J-Garden]

Leave the mullet but put on a oily red baseball cap, grow a droopy moustache as well.

also wearing a "guns don't kill people, I do" t-shirt will bring squeals of delight fron the chicks.

You might also need to invest in the biggest shiniest belt buckle money can buy, to go with a fake snakes skin belt and shoes ensemble.

 

[drunk boxer]

Lynard Skynard
No Bandana
Leave the Mullet


Im not white trash, but my neighbor sure is! you should fucking see him!

 

[punkmother]

oh man, ill be a hit this year with advice like that...maybe i should bust out a tooth as well

 

[J-Garden]

nah just apply sugar and syrup every night and it'll either rot or fall out

 

[avid]

Don't forget to clean your room:

 

[NewHammieWammie]

Rock the fucking skynard!
I think that is the best thing i have ever heard you say!
And keep the mullet and drink some beer with a piece of straw in your mouth!
Dont forget to wair you cowboy beltbuckle and steal toe shit kickers.

 

[Hound]

Go for this:

 

[avid]

Don't forget to bring Cousin Elmer

 

[Parmenides]

HAHAHAHA

 

[Big Remo]

It depends which Pantera shirt it is. No bandana around the knee, put it on your shaven mullet-less head. But whatever girl you bring must be 2/3 naked.

 

[academiachuteboxe]

I love Carnies