so in this very special occasion i need fashion advice... do i wear my lynard skynard t-shirt or my pantera t-shirt? do i wear my bandana around my thigh again? if so which color? oh, and should i leave the mullet? or shave my head and grow a goatee? i want to fit in with the rest of the white trash, so real answers only please!
Leave the mullet but put on a oily red baseball cap, grow a droopy moustache as well. also wearing a "guns don't kill people, I do" t-shirt will bring squeals of delight fron the chicks. You might also need to invest in the biggest shiniest belt buckle money can buy, to go with a fake snakes skin belt and shoes ensemble.
Lynard Skynard No Bandana Leave the Mullet Im not white trash, but my neighbor sure is! you should fucking see him!
Rock the fucking skynard! I think that is the best thing i have ever heard you say! And keep the mullet and drink some beer with a piece of straw in your mouth! Dont forget to wair you cowboy beltbuckle and steal toe shit kickers.
It depends which Pantera shirt it is. No bandana around the knee, put it on your shaven mullet-less head. But whatever girl you bring must be 2/3 naked.
