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The Squat Poem

Discussion in 'Strength & Conditioning Discussion' started by CarbAddict, Jul 8, 2010.

  1. CarbAddict

    CarbAddict Guest

    i found this on the average broz website. some mod should put it in the FAQ:

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    CarbAddict, Jul 8, 2010
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  2. BrassBalls

    BrassBalls Banned Banned

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    That is kinda funny. Might I add that, since I have been squatting, my tear drop is really starting to come in. :D
     
    BrassBalls, Jul 8, 2010
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  3. DrBdan

    DrBdan Something clever

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    Nice.

    Funny, since I've started squatting (roughly 2 years ago) the only thing my fiance has commented on is how much bigger my legs are.
     
    DrBdan, Jul 8, 2010
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  4. SteveX

    SteveX Nobody F*cks Wit Da Jesus

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    [​IMG]

    EDIT: Here is a whole page of squat poems.
    Powerlifting Heads-Up
     
    SteveX, Jul 8, 2010
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  5. Endo

    Endo o hai!

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    My fiancee checks regularly to see if my ass is getting bigger. So far little to no progress. I have a little butt... :icon_sad:

    Tub of peanut butter, here I come.
     
    Endo, Jul 8, 2010
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  6. turbozed

    turbozed Red Belt

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    My thighs were always big but are now absolutely huge after squatting for a year and a half.

    The only downside is that it makes my penis look smaller in comparison. :(
     
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  7. Endo

    Endo o hai!

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    Roidz straight into the dick vein, bro. Roidz are the solution to your problem brah.
     
    Endo, Jul 8, 2010
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  8. CarbAddict

    CarbAddict Guest

    plus: roids make your balls shrink, so your penis looks bigger again
     
    CarbAddict, Jul 8, 2010
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  9. Gierrod

    Gierrod Blue Belt

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    ^ Lmaoo
     
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  10. Endo

    Endo o hai!

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    +1... Nice.
     
    Endo, Jul 8, 2010
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    My ass have no problems like yours.
     
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  12. Morganation

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    HAHA that really is a downside.
     
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