The secret to winning.....yes really!

Discussion in 'Dieting / Supplement Discussion' started by Sean Long, Dec 21, 2016.

  1. Sean Long

    Sean Long Master black belt of Majitney fufu

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    Im a Fruiterian. It makes me stronger, faster, and have more stamina than others. A Fruiterian only eats foods that have fallen off the vine, tree, bush, or plant. That way, we know for sure they are truly dead. All things on Earth have souls.....even plants. Never eat any that are still alive and you will be healthier.
     
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    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Can I eat meat if someone else hit it by "accident" in their car..........

    I am not talking about the kind of "meat" that Jon Jones would run over......maybe just a deer or the odd badger.......
     
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    RighteousWar @JesusFreak Banned

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    How'bout you learn to spell what you claim to be, you fruit!?
     
  5. Sean Long

    Sean Long Master black belt of Majitney fufu

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    No misspelled words in there you idiot..........
     
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    RighteousWar @JesusFreak Banned

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    It's "fruitarian", not "fruiterian" you giant fruit!
     
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    These Two Hands Our revenge will be the laughter of our children

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    Fruitarian? So you voted for Gary Johnson?
     
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    Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    Trust me, all the tasty animals that I consume are most definitely dead... I guess that's why I'm so healthy.
     
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    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Do you muff dive corpses?
     
  10. Sean Long

    Sean Long Master black belt of Majitney fufu

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    Potato........Potatoe......im from Britain and my spelling is correct. Try my spelling in auto-correct and you will see.
     
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    So you basically eat plant fetuses to keep young.

    Noice.
     
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    I will do no such thing.
     
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    How dumb.
     
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    Last time I checked, people on that type of diet were called squirrels.
     
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    So am i and it's spelled fruitarian here too.

    And a fruit still has living cells even off the tree.
     
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    Contempt black belt in couch-fu

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    A vegan coming into a new space and immediately telling everyone that they're a vegan?

    Shocking!!!
     
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    Sean Long Master black belt of Majitney fufu

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    Wrong! Vegans eat plants that are still alive. Fruiterians eat plants that are already dead........big difference.
     
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    Badger67 Taxidea taxus

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    And yet, no sherdog mod has made me a mod...
     
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    But they're not dead.

    A fruit is very much alive, that's why when you plant an apple, it grows into a tree. If it were dead, it couldn't do that.
     

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