The secret to beating Jon Jones

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  1. superboy

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    noted!
     
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    Needs a Reebok logo.
     
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    Haha I laughed so hard because this joke has never been told before
     
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    No, to beat Jones at LHW, you need:

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    External fixation devices to increase your bone length, and therefore, your reach.
     
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    Corny, but I guess Jones haters have to have some type of relief after that debacle last night.
     
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    James Worthy must be the man to be a Jones, then.
     
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    Leg kicks, aldo style
     
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    lol

    Nice AV btw
     
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    .......... the googles........ Ohhh, because Jones regularly eye pokes... So clever and original.

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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    yeah after that eyepoke DC was never the same
     
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    Every single fight I can recall, Jones did do some sort of eye poke. It's just getting completely ridiculous
     
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    Margarito's "special"hand wraps??
     
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    Kareem, although he did get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.
     
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    If only we could get this guy in the UFC...

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    try watching some more of his fights then. They are a lot of fun.
     
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    Or Plastic Man from Super Friends.
     

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