The Scariest Toilet In The World

[MescalineDreams]

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

that is why I use a urinal....even for shitting

every spider I see in my house I burn using one of those fireplace lighter things...... I don't give a fuck. I will burn them and their little legs right the fuck up. No mercy.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

that is why I use a urinal....even for shitting

every spider I see in my house I burn using one of those fireplace lighter things...... I don't give a fuck. I will burn them and their little legs right the fuck up. No mercy.

I'm like that with the Welsh

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

I'm like that with the Welsh

Nothing worees than those welsh bastards

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Nothing worees than those welsh bastards

Fuck those guys, sneaky bunch of whores

 

[Cole train]

The hole in the floor in vyborg train station

 

[Contempt]

I'm like that with the Welsh

WTF were Welshmen doing in your house in the first place?

 

[Texan6533]

I quote Ripley “I say we blast off and nuke it from orbit”

 

[Tone C]

WTF were Welshmen doing in your house in the first place?

Looking for sheep to molest .

 

[Amerikuracana]

That’s some bad luck for those ladies.. I mean, it’s a Brazilian spider.

 

[Goon Dog]

That’s some bad luck for those ladies.. I mean, it’s a Brazilian spider.

I wonder what excuse the spider comes up with when some of the women survive?

 

[crabmeat]

If you live in an area with shitloads of spiders, don't forget to flush it once or twice, after checking under the seat. They like to hide in the rim jets, too.

 

[Confucamus]

As fake as this is (the spider casts no shadow), it'll be another 3 weeks of checking every square inch of my toilet before I shit anyways. Nightmare fuel.

 

[I Am Legion]

Not as bad as that Asian dude that got bit in the balls by a snake. If I lived there, I would shit in a bucket.

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Not only are those spiders deadly but they can shoot Herpes outta their mouths into your butthole.

 

[Tabarnakos]

I remember some dude here posting that he had something living in his toilet. As far as Ii'm concerned that thread was gold and an absolute classic

This 100% reminds me of that

 

[Bornstarch]

As fake as this is (the spider casts no shadow), it'll be another 3 weeks of checking every square inch of my toilet before I shit anyways. Nightmare fuel.

That's real. Those are huntsman spiders and they move like that. I've seen them regularly when I lived in the Philippinian islands. They really like bathrooms. The first thing I do when I go inside any bathroom over there is look around the ceiling, cabinets, all over the toilet. Most of the time they're just chilling on the corner of the ceiling, but when they move, they got super speed.

They can be found all over SouthEast Asia and Australia. There's some in Hawaii, too.

You're more likely to see them when it rains because they come inside the house when it does.

 

[Confucamus]

That's real. Those are huntsman spiders and they move like that. I've seen them regularly when I lived in the Philippinian islands. They really like bathrooms. The first thing I do when I go inside any bathroom over there is look around the ceiling, cabinets, all over the toilet. Most of the time they're just chilling on the corner of the ceiling, but when they move, they got super speed.

They can be found all over SouthEast Asia and Australia. There's some in Hawaii, too.

You're more likely to see them when it rains because they come inside the house when it does.

No, they're not. That was fake and spiders don't do that. You're a liar.

There are no Huntsman Spiders.

You should shut your mouth and stop lying.

I WANT TO SHIT WITHOUT WORRYING IF A HUNTSMAN SPIDER IS GOING TO PIERCE MY SACK WITH HIS SPIDER FANGS.

 

[Contempt]

Not only are those spiders deadly but they can shoot Herpes outta their mouths into your butthole.

Sounds legit...