The problem with UFC and MMA

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  1. Phoenixxx

    Phoenixxx White Belt

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    I'm Gandhi.

    The only problem with the UFC and MMA is that there is no problem.
    74.5291% of threads on this site are about trying to find something wrong with MMA or UFC.

    Stop trying to find what's wrong with it. Because you'll always find something. Whether its fighter pay or PPV numbers.

    Don't even consider it a sport. Its not comparable to boxing or hockey or football because its not even a sport. It may become one, one day. At the moment it is its own entity occupying its own space and time.

    Two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And im not sure about the former.

    P.S. I would of made a better ring girl. The UFC would of done more PPV's.

    That is all I have to say.
     
  2. 99Silva

    99Silva Banned Banned

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    WOw so no problem means it's perfect!
     
  3. Phoenixxx

    Phoenixxx White Belt

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    Yes we are all perfect. The UFC is perfect.
     
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    White belt thread...abort!...abort!
     
  5. Phoenixxx

    Phoenixxx White Belt

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    Nobody gives a shit about Cole Miller
     
  6. Benoitthegr8

    Benoitthegr8 Bum Life Practitioner Platinum Member

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    You Sir are wrong, the problem with MMA is the fans....

    Yes, me included.
     
  7. Szwok

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    Welcome back to sherdog Dana!
     
  8. Phoenixxx

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    I'm Gandhi. I'm never wrong. We're all only human. People need to stop searching for what's wrong. And start loving what's right. Fact.

    P.S. Nobody gives a shit about Cole Miller
     
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    FallonFoxGOAT Banned Banned

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    Need some pics to back this up.
     
  10. Phoenixxx

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    [​IMG]

    This is the picture they're going to use for the front cover of Esquire.

    P.S. Nobody gives a shit about Cole Miller.
     
  11. Jarvan

    Jarvan Brown Belt

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    MODS, ban white belts from making threads

    look at what happens
     
  12. Phoenixxx

    Phoenixxx White Belt

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    No. I'm making a relevant point through Satire. Is that a crime?
     
  13. FallonFoxGOAT

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    Would.
     
  14. JudoThrowFiasco

    JudoThrowFiasco Charming Quark Platinum Member

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    It isn't proven the universe is infinite.
     
  15. AmericanStryker

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    Phoenix.... Pics or GTFO!
     
  16. FC PRIDE

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    Well now wait a second. I'm confused you say stop looking for what is wrong but then you started a thread about 20 mins before this one saying that Dana and all the smack he talks is what is wrong with the UFC.

    Hmmmmm guys i may be wrong but i am starting to think this might not actually be Gandhi!
     
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    Are you by any chance Phoenix Marie? if so, you would most definitely increase sales if you were a ring girl
     
  19. Francis Rossi

    Francis Rossi Here's a song for ya

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    An OP made up of sentences that read like Bowie's more "arty" lyrics or something from the Deepak Chopra quote generator isn't exactly satire.
     
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