The Platinum "Gods Gift" War Satellite is leaving orbit - Jouban is as good as dead

[Threetrees]

YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A WAR WAGON BOOOIIIIi
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MMA's brightest young star fights tomorrow, and the platinum mafia is out in full force

There's still room on the Satellite (we're heading up to talk to gods and shit)

The Platinum One fights tomorrow, and as always it's the most relevant exciting fight on the card
I feel as though he's doing us all a favor by fighting an alien

You're either with us, or against us on this one

And if you're not with us yet, here's your chance to prove your devotion to the one and old future Tree-Weight World Champ Champ Champ

Platinum Bless

Oh inb4 the dumb KO gif
Look up Anderson Silva's boxing fights and get back to me


@Platinum, @12ga., @20falarVerdades, @Abazzdeboom, @Alex, @Dana_is_your_GOD, @dontlaugh, @Dragon Punch, @Dragov, @Drunk Bum, @Elmonstro1, @FedorGOAT, @Guernica, @Haj01, @Jacked Burton, @Jehannum, @Jkaylor, @JokersKnife, @Karnage, @KOByFootStomp, @Kristian82, @Leroy Jenkins, @LOLAinsleyHarriott, @LORDTENSAIMMA, @LouisBolanos, @NightwingBJJ, @Papawash, @phunky, @Project 86, @Rex Kwon Do, @silus_2000, @Thunderchild, @Toad Frogan, @UL, @Venom, @whaleshark, @Willek, @xhaydenx, @Zomax


Oh
and for you republican fucks out there
He's Trump approved

#PrayforJouban
#PlatinumBless
#3DivChamp
#Platinumblessthiscoffin

and if you're on the train already
Platinum Bless you

 

[AceCooch]

If he's trump approved then he probably will bomb the shit out of them

 

[20falarVerdades]

 

[Dana_is_your_GOD]

Boiiiiiiiii!

Only sherhaters that like jou-Gone are the ones who like his naked modeling pics. Real Bois know who the true GOAT is.

#PMPbless

 

[Kristian82]

There is still plenty of room on the train and the satellite but those seats are filling up fast. I love the respect he shows, bowing to everyone before he fights.

 

[Platinum]

There already was a warwagon

 

[Threetrees]

If he's trump approved then he probably will bomb the shit out of them

Bombs in both fucking hands BOI

There already was a warwagon

new one every event boi

yours is still the officlal war wagon

 

[El Che]

Perry Christmas and a Platinum New Year to all!

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

RIP Joubum aka Joubroni aka Resting Alien Face Guy

 

[BRaVo cHoKe]

#Pray4Jouban

 

[Thunderchild]

Alan sleeps tomorrow. Pray for Jouban, pray for his fans.

 

[Roca]

 

[Threetrees]

RIP Joubum aka Joubroni aka Resting Alien Face Guy

 

[Uber_Noober]

Perry's first step on a slippery slope to Bum Fights after Jouban finishes him with Magnum.

 

[Jehannum]

It won't be the first funeral Perry has attended.

 

[haplo]

I have nothing against Perry but i hope he get manhandled tomorrow so that the retardation can stop.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Threetrees]

Perry's first step on a slippery slope to Bum Fights after Jouban finishes him with Magnum.

Stop trolling, this thread is for serious discussion only ya goof

 

[Dana_is_your_GOD]

There already was a warwagon

The GOAT needs more than one warwagon boiiiiiiiii.

 

[Threetrees]

I have nothing against Perry but i hope he get manhandled tomorrow so that the retardation can stop.

On sunday when you want to join the movement, don't be mad if their is no room for you