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The Platinum "Gods Gift" War Satellite is leaving orbit - Jouban is as good as dead

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by Threetrees, Dec 16, 2016.

  1. Threetrees The Seller

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    YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A WAR WAGON BOOOIIIIi
    AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    MMA's brightest young star fights tomorrow, and the platinum mafia is out in full force

    There's still room on the Satellite (we're heading up to talk to gods and shit)

    The Platinum One fights tomorrow, and as always it's the most relevant exciting fight on the card
    I feel as though he's doing us all a favor by fighting an alien

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    You're either with us, or against us on this one

    And if you're not with us yet, here's your chance to prove your devotion to the one and old future Tree-Weight World Champ Champ Champ



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    Platinum Bless

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    Oh inb4 the dumb KO gif
    Look up Anderson Silva's boxing fights and get back to me


    @Platinum, @12ga., @20falarVerdades, @Abazzdeboom, @Alex, @Dana_is_your_GOD, @dontlaugh, @Dragon Punch, @Dragov, @Drunk Bum, @Elmonstro1, @FedorGOAT, @Guernica, @Haj01, @Jacked Burton, @Jehannum, @Jkaylor, @JokersKnife, @Karnage, @KOByFootStomp, @Kristian82, @Leroy Jenkins, @LOLAinsleyHarriott, @LORDTENSAIMMA, @LouisBolanos, @NightwingBJJ, @Papawash, @phunky, @Project 86, @Rex Kwon Do, @silus_2000, @Thunderchild, @Toad Frogan, @UL, @Venom, @whaleshark, @Willek, @xhaydenx, @Zomax


    Oh
    and for you republican fucks out there
    He's Trump approved

    #PrayforJouban
    #PlatinumBless
    #3DivChamp
    #Platinumblessthiscoffin

    and if you're on the train already
    Platinum Bless you
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  2. AceCooch Ace Land

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    If he's trump approved then he probably will bomb the shit out of them
     
  3. 20falarVerdades Silver Belt

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  4. Dana_is_your_GOD Banned Banned

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    Boiiiiiiiii!

    Only sherhaters that like jou-Gone are the ones who like his naked modeling pics. Real Bois know who the true GOAT is.

    #PMPbless
     
  5. Kristian82 Banned Banned

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    There is still plenty of room on the train and the satellite but those seats are filling up fast. I love the respect he shows, bowing to everyone before he fights.
     
  6. Platinum Red Belt

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    There already was a warwagon

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  7. Threetrees The Seller

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    Bombs in both fucking hands BOI
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    new one every event boi

    yours is still the officlal war wagon :)
     
  8. El Che Jefe de Jefes

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    Perry Christmas and a Platinum New Year to all!
     
  9. Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

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    RIP Joubum aka Joubroni aka Resting Alien Face Guy
     
  10. BRaVo cHoKe Brown Belt

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    #Pray4Jouban
     
  11. Alan sleeps tomorrow. Pray for Jouban, pray for his fans.

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  13. Threetrees The Seller

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  14. Uber_Noober Silver Belt

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    Perry's first step on a slippery slope to Bum Fights after Jouban finishes him with Magnum.
     
  15. Jehannum Double Yellow Card Banned

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    It won't be the first funeral Perry has attended.

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    I have nothing against Perry but i hope he get manhandled tomorrow so that the retardation can stop.
     
  17. Jehannum Double Yellow Card Banned

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  18. Threetrees The Seller

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    Stop trolling, this thread is for serious discussion only ya goof
     
  19. Dana_is_your_GOD Banned Banned

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    The GOAT needs more than one warwagon boiiiiiiiii.
     
  20. Threetrees The Seller

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    On sunday when you want to join the movement, don't be mad if their is no room for you
     

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