The PED excuse Hall of Fame

[Cake4Breakfast]

overeem is probably telling the truth

You can't be serious!

He had a rib injury, so he travels to Texas, to see an anti aging doctor who has a history of being busted for prescribing powerfully addictive opiate pain medication to patients without seeing them in person, who gives him "an anti inflammatory" injection which has anabolic steroids in it. Now I'm no pro athlete, but I would see a local orthopedist, physical medicine, or sports medicine physician and get myself a regular cortisone injection, and maybe a prescription for high dose ibuprofen.

 

[pudgelarson36]

Honorable mention for Sherk? "Tainted supplements. My protein powder is made in a steroid factory and some must have got mixed in."

 

[WalterSobchak]

No Ban. These are all true statements.

PS my dick works well and I still take the blue vile. Bitches be crazy

 

[Th3Sav4ge]

hey all those people like vitor and chael needed TRT to compete. they would never be able to compete with out it

 

[delrey1]

Honorable mention for Sherk? "Tainted supplements. My protein powder is made in a steroid factory and some must have got mixed in."

This. Steroid in protein

 

[Credo]

10/10 ts!

 

[Huligani]

Didn't Lombard give the full name of the woman? Or at least "Julie"

 

[Chitaouri]

Didn't Lombard give the full name of the woman? Or at least "Julie"

yeah he did, but i dont know her name, so i wrote (insert name)

 

[dim_]

Tyler Hamiltons (cycling) unborn twin still has all these beat. Blamed it on being a chimera and having left over genetic material from his unborn twin in his body which was the reason for him having someone elses blood in his veins

The female cyclists that blamed epo tainted rainwater splashing on her legs was pretty good

Adri van der Poel (Strychnine) - pigeon pie from his fathers doped racing pigeons

Gilberto Simoni (Cocaine) who initially blamed the dentist, then blamed candy his mother brought back from south america

Santambrogio - the viagra defence for testosterone positive.

Daniel Plaza - performing oral sex on his wife (Nandralone)

 

[Doomer]

Actually Vitor said: God sent me supplement from heaven

 

[Chitaouri]

 

[ForbiddenSun]

 

[Bagatur]

how is Gilbert's an excuse? he took responsibility for it.

 

[santacruzshon]

Awesome op haha

 

[chunglii]

how is Gilbert's an excuse? he took responsibility for it.

He took responsibility for everything he put into his body but still said he had no idea what was in whatever it was he took.

 

[AkuraIchiban]

The honesty and integrity of the "athletes"

 

[riitzni]

Sick ass shoop skillz, bro.

 

[soulsstealer]

The public doesnt like to hear the truth so they have to come up with these lame excuses.

 

[chunglii]

The public doesnt like to hear the truth so they have to come up with these lame excuses.

It actually seems like most people would rather have the fighters just own up and admit they took PEDs when the positive tests come out rather than make up BS.

 

[sangreporsangre]

hey all those people like vitor and chael needed TRT to compete. they would never be able to compete with out it

Compete? They need it to live, and in Chael's case, to start a family.