The only acceptable hat for a grown man to wear is...

[Daverisimo]

...a flatcap.

Of course no hat at all is safer, but if you must wear a hat a flatcap really is your best option. I'd caution against wearing them with a suit though, unless you're actively going for the turn of the century Irish farmer look.

Nobody over the age of 16 should ever wear a baseball hat unless you're actively playing baseball, and nobody should ever wear a trucker hat. Not even truckers. And god help you if you're one of those cunts who put a fucking fishhook on your hat.

Fedoras are obviously right out of the question. You definitely do not look like Humphrey Bogart. You look like a twat.

Stetsons are acceptable if you're actually a cowboy, but are otherwise best left alone.

You're welcome. Don't worry, I won't be charging you for the advice.

 

[The Good The Bad The HBK]

 

[Kdup]

...a flatcap.

Of course no hat at all is safer, but if you must wear a hat a flatcap really is your best option. I'd caution against wearing them with a suit though, unless you're actively going for the turn of the century Irish farmer look.

Nobody over the age of 16 should ever wear a baseball hat unless you're actively playing baseball, and nobody should ever wear a trucker hat. Not even truckers. And god help you if you're one of those cunts who put a fucking fishhook on your hat.

Fedoras are obviously right out of the question. You definitely do not look like Humphrey Bogart. You look like a twat.

Stetsons are acceptable if you're actually a cowboy, but are otherwise best left alone.

You're welcome. Don't worry, I won't be charging you for the advice.

If I saw a man wearing that hat, I would immediately think he was gay.

 

[The Good The Bad The HBK]

If I saw a man wearing that hat, I would immediately think he was gay.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

I always wear a baseball cap outside in the heat and I can promise you I get laid much more than you and with better looking ladies. You cap game is wrong.

 

[The Good The Bad The HBK]

I always wear a baseball cap outside in the heat and I can promise you I get laid much more than you and with better looking ladies. You cap game is wrong.

52 kids and counting

 

[Philadelphia Collins]

I wear a Braves hat when outside in the sun. Your hat looks like Andy Capp got loose and I'm not digging it.

 

[Fugazy]

I take it you don’t fish.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

52 kids and counting

9

 

[TeTe]

I just bought a trucker hat a few weeks ago.

Come at me bro.

 

[John Mabrey]

I don't even own any hats but would rock a beanie if pushed

 

[Texan6533]

47’ Aggie cap

I see men wearing them from all ages

 

[Kdup]

Michaels is not a man, but a god.

 

[fingercuffs]

...a flatcap.

Of course no hat at all is safer, but if you must wear a hat a flatcap really is your best option. I'd caution against wearing them with a suit though, unless you're actively going for the turn of the century Irish farmer look.

Nobody over the age of 16 should ever wear a baseball hat unless you're actively playing baseball, and nobody should ever wear a trucker hat. Not even truckers. And god help you if you're one of those cunts who put a fucking fishhook on your hat.

Fedoras are obviously right out of the question. You definitely do not look like Humphrey Bogart. You look like a twat.

Stetsons are acceptable if you're actually a cowboy, but are otherwise best left alone.

You're welcome. Don't worry, I won't be charging you for the advice.

Are you a Peaky Fucking Blinder or Brad Pitt?

 

[Daverisimo]

If I saw a man wearing that hat, I would immediately think he was gay.

Y'all are crazy. Flatcaps are fucking classic.

 

[Kaybee]

Y'all are crazy. Flatcaps are fucking classic.

Those guys could pull off a fedora too, that doesn't mean your average guy isn't going to look like a total goof wearing one

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Y'all are crazy. Flatcaps are fucking classic.

 

[Zinger]

Yeah boiiiiii!

 

[Woldog]

...a flatcap.

Of course no hat at all is safer, but if you must wear a hat a flatcap really is your best option. I'd caution against wearing them with a suit though, unless you're actively going for the turn of the century Irish farmer look.

Nobody over the age of 16 should ever wear a baseball hat unless you're actively playing baseball, and nobody should ever wear a trucker hat. Not even truckers. And god help you if you're one of those cunts who put a fucking fishhook on your hat.

Fedoras are obviously right out of the question. You definitely do not look like Humphrey Bogart. You look like a twat.

Stetsons are acceptable if you're actually a cowboy, but are otherwise best left alone.

You're welcome. Don't worry, I won't be charging you for the advice.

Yeah I'm not wearing a fucking flatcap on the farm mate

 

[Social Warlord]

I wear a hat when at the range. Blocks the sun and helps deflect brass