The Onion's Ronda breakdown

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  1. Fox by the Sea

    Fox by the Sea Lighthouse keeper Platinum Member

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    Weak. The only one I found funny was the "Huge inspiration to young girls who aspire to someday be finely tuned killing machines".
     
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    I liked "Signature armbar would be useless in a fight against limbless opponent".
     
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    you gotta give a nod to the "this wouldn't work on the streets" though
     
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    "Brought mainstream attention to lack of competitive balance in womens MMA"

    Even the onion knows her opponents are a joke.
     
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    The limbless opponent one is a good point!
     
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    Ducking cyborg
     
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    "Signature armbar would be useless in a fight against limbless opponent" made me laugh out loud three of the times I read it.

    After the fourth time, I moved onto the next items.
     
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    Onion doesnt always write a homerun.
     
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    Lol.

    Learn the facts, bro.

    She signed to fight Cyborg in SF. Cyborg was then suspended for failing a drug test which revealed that Cyborg was a PED cheat. Because Cyborg was on the shelf, and because there WAS (and is) more competition at 135, Ronda moved down in weight and dominated. And then went to the UFC. Cyborg was offered a contract for eight fights in the UFC. And declined. Cyborg has trolled Ronda for two years, claiming she wants to fight Ronda. Dana has been clear he's all for a fight. At 135. Has Cyborg attempted a cut to see how it would go? Nope. Hasn't even tried to cut to 140. And she continues to troll Ronda. Which is the only way Cyborg will stay relevant. Let me know the next time Cyborg headlines a PPV that does over 300,000 buys. Unless Cyborg fights Carano, or were to fight Ronda, nobody is paying to see Cyborg fight. Sorry bud.

    Nice try though. Ronda ducking. Lol.
     
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    Cankles?
     
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    Singles and doubles win games.
     
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    Not quite... Rousey announced she was going to 135 on November 18th, 2011. Cyborg's failed drug test was announced on January 6, 2012. Cyborg pissing hot had nothing to do with Ronda dropping to 135.
     
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    Meh.
     
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    IBeLurkin I see you've come to this battle of wits unarmed

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    Ronda's got some cankles, damn.
     

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