The most pathetic advertisement I have ever seen.. EVER.. relates to the UFC and the next RDA victim

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  1. Amerikuracana

    Amerikuracana Titanium Belt

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  2. FrankieNYC

    FrankieNYC "My balls was hot!" Platinum Member

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    Looks like an article to me, not advertisement

    EDIT: I did not read it, just clicked the link lol
     
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  3. Amerikuracana

    Amerikuracana Titanium Belt

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    LMFAO
     
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  4. WouldNotBang

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    Bullshit article
     
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  5. Amerikuracana

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    Read on sucka
     
  6. Amerikuracana

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    ADVERTISEMENT lol

    Read the whole thing you ADD riddled children
     
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    Nope it's an advertisement disguised as an article to make it look credible and impartial
     
  8. basementdweller

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    disgusting, almost got me fooled even.
     
  9. tommi462

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    Really? Did you read it all the way through?
     
  10. Sakuraba808

    Sakuraba808 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    I need some of that Alpha Fuel. must have traces of white rhino hormones or something in it
     
  11. FrankieNYC

    FrankieNYC "My balls was hot!" Platinum Member

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    Oh, I didn't read it
    My bad lol
     
  12. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken White Belt

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    Conor McGregor is one of the few humans I would replicate to create an army to move forth with my plans.
     
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    FrankieNYC "My balls was hot!" Platinum Member

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    No, just clicked it.
    I am tired of reading about Conor actually ;)
     
  14. LongSlenderBody***

    LongSlenderBody*** Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Banned

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    Damn, gotta get me some o dat Alpha fuel!!
     
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  16. Zarra

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    This site has the most retarded articles ever.
     
  17. Moezao

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    Wow, that's actually a very smart strategy. If I didn't know any better I'd even fall for this "espn article".

    Kudos for the creator, a serious advertising mastermind
     
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    jei Danger Zone Admin Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    This is terrible. I'm going to save everyone else from having to click on this garbage and not give the horrible writer the satisfaction of having several more clicks on this nonsense. Here. This guy says he's ESPN? I sincerely doubt it. Should be punished for misrepresentation if he's not an ESPN guy.
    This is copied and pasted directly so the spelling, bad punctuation, and spacing is all on him.

    I want to do this to the author of this "article":
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    There's Something Strange About Connor McGregor's 'Furious' HGH Denial
    It's not a complete denial.

    Senior Staff Writer Ryan Hasman

    (ESPN) -- UFC's Connor McGregor gave a confusing response Sunday when pressed to explain allegations that a clinic sent UFC-banned performance-enhancing drugs to his house, first calling the reports "complete trash" and then stating the only substance he ever took after his 2011 surgery was a supplement called Alpha Fuel. The problem with his response? It's not a complete denial.

    While denying using HGH, he's admitting to using a supplement that the UFC is considering adding to the list of prohibited substances starting next year.

    There is no doubt that Connor McGregor will go down as one of the best quarterbacks to ever play the game,but many critics believe his use of Alpha Fuel and Alpha Cut will jeopardize his legacy. The reason the UFC is pushing to ban the two supplements for two simple reasons.

    1. This combo has been clinically proven to boost muscle growth rate by an average of a 150%! This would make an aging athlete like Connor McGregor stronger than UFC players currently in their prime!

    2. These supplements do not have to be used in conjunction with a gym. So whether players train or not, they will put on strength. This UFC believes this will plague the league with more career-ending injuries.

    Every since Connor McGregor's response went viral, ESPN has received thousands of emails from our readers asking about Alpha Fuel and Alpha Cut. In an attempt to answer our reader's questions and to discover just how much Alpha Fuel and Alpha Cut has benefited Connor McGregor we decided to test it ourselves in an exclusive ESPN case study!

    This wouldn't be the first muscle building system we put to the test. Over the years ESPN has evaluated numerous celebrity workout programs and diets and all too frequent the results are just shy of being painfully disappointing or require dramatic changes in both a person's lifestyle and diet to see any real changes. As we began researchingAlpha Fuel and Alpha Cut we were shocked to discover countless success stories reported by real individuals from all over the world. It gets even better, there was even a clinical case study performed on both Alpha Fuel andAlpha Cut that proved the following:

    Alpha Fuel has been clinically proven to:

    1. Boost testosterone production by over 65%
    2. Boost Energy Levels and Endurance by 52%
    3. Reduce Muscle repair time by over 40%
    Alpha Cut has been clinically proven to:
    1. Increase the speed of Metabolism by 70%
    2. Tone Muscle Appearance without jeopardizing Muscle Mass!
    3. Surpress the Appetite, while providing nutrion to muscles.
    4. Provides a Thermogenic like effect that burns body fat
    PUTTING THE METHOD TO THE TEST
    For the ESPN Test, a free bottle of Alpha Fuel & Alpha Cut were delivered in a few days and only charged us for shipping. Alpha Fuel is one of the most concentrated and purest products on the market. It was our shared opinion that this would give me the most accurate results for my test. Below you can see my results and read about them.


    My Results - I lost 14 pounds of body fat and gained 16 back in pure muscle in just one month using theAlpha Fuel Method - Ryan (ESPN)

    1. Take two Alpha Fuel pills in the morning
    2. Take two Alpha Cut pills in the evening
    WEEK ONE
    One week after starting I was surprised at the dramatic results. My energy level was up, and I wasn't even hungry. A welcomed side effect of the Alpha Fuel diet is its power to curb the appetite.

    Best of all, I didn’t even change anything about my daily routine. On Day 7, I got on the scale and couldn’t believe my eyes. I had lost 2 pounds. But I still wasn’t convinced, since they say you lose a lot of water weight at the beginning of any diet. I wanted to wait and see the results in the upcoming weeks.

    WEEK THREE
    After 3 weeks, all my doubts and skepticism had absolutely vanished! I am down, from a 40 to a 36 pant sizes after losing another 6 pounds. And I still have a ton of energy. Quite often, around the third week of other diets, you tend to run out of steam. But with the Alpha Fuel my energy levels don’t dip, instead they remain steady throughout the day.

    WEEK FOUR
    After the fourth week, my final results were shocking. I lost an unbelievable 14 pounds since starting the Alpha Fuel diet! Actually everyone at ESPN is kicking themselves for not having volunteered to be the guinea pig. Using the Alpha Fuel in week 4, I lost an additional 2 pounds.

    Conclusion: While it's not for certain how much Connor McGregor will be affected if the UFC bans Alpha Fueland Alpha Cut. We can say the results are real. After conducting our own personal study we are pleased to see that people really are finding success with it (myself included). And you have nothing to lose. To order your free trial bottle, follow the links I have provided and know that you are getting a quality product that works; no strings attached!

    Ryan Hasman
     
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    Hilarious. Comes with fame...
     
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