The Most Interesting Man in the War Room

[Horse Style]

It's simple. I'll describe a regular here in a manner similar to the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man commercials. You guys guess who it is and then describe another poster in the same manner for others to guess.

He never gets triggered, even when provoked.

He'll expose you as a murderer, even when you haven't killed anyone.

When his toys go missing, even God helps him look.

He is the Most Interesting Man in the War Room.

He doesn't always call you out, but when he does, it's because you're a demon.

 

[seiger]

i always imagine im responding to the avatar picture, so when i reply to panam its some hot latino woman. when its like probably some balding old fat guy. i dont think i really want to know who these people are in real life. id probably be very disappointed.

 

[no fat chicks]

@ripskater Is not interesting

Also I'm breaking this silly sherdog version of chain mail

 

[Fawlty]

Are you even a WR poster?

 

[Philo-Publius]

This thread is just designed to encourage nut-hugging.

 

[IppoMakanuchi]

He sounds like a .

 

[Scrody]

You been drinking Mr. Horse?

 

[MadSquabbles500]

I think it is @IDL.

Everyone thinks he is quack, but he doesnt let that get to him. He just keeps on churning, confident in his cause.

 

[nostradumbass]

I speak 5 languages, more than proficient on 6 musical instruments, and was a pro athlete for a minute and still have abs in my 30s. Also, I bowl overhand.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Are you even a WR poster?

Poor form, old boy. The correct question in this context would be,

Do you even War Room, bro?

 

[Fedorable]

Are you even a WR poster?

Do you even War Room, bro?

 

[WiolentOne]

Eugene held that title for years.

 

[deltapapha]

7.5/10

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

probably that Ender dude.

 

[Thurisaz]

Well, that is one way of confessing you have a crush.