The Most Interesting Man in the Mayberry

[Jack Reacheround]

You're all a bunch of girls in my book.











But I'd plow each and every one of you.

 

[Watermelonfresh]

When luck stops him at the door, he climbs in through the window.

He's not afraid to show his feminine side, even if he had one.

He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt.

He can speak German, in Russian.

There's no escaping his presence in the Mayberry, so I've decided to embrace him. @Kardashians is the Most Interesting Man in the Mayberry.


He doesn't always pretend to be a girl, but when he does, he goes "tee hee"

me?