The Magical Wizard is sending you to prison!

[Bornstarch]

The Magical Wizard set you up, he planted some evidence against you and... you are going to PRISON!

But he gives you TWO options:

ONE year in Pelican Bay prison in California:

OR!!


FIFTEEN years in a women's prison

 

[Rob Battisti]

What % of those level of women are in the womens prison?

 

[Bornstarch]

What % of those level of women are in the womens prison?

 

[Sonny Qc]

15yrs is too long.

Would have taken the womens for 5yrs though.

 

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

 

[Ponchik]

Some of those women could probably kick my ass, tbh.

I'll take one year of abuse instead of 15.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

I remember someone making a fake teachers story up and using those top two girls as the alleged perpetrators

 

[mb23100]

I'll take Pelican Bay and just PC up. Nothing is worth 14 years of your life.

 

[Other]

I'm not built for prison, male or female.

Can I opt for a work release program or lengthy probation or ever a mental asylum for like 7.5 years?

 

[chill doggie]

Already got non-magical cops trying to send me there for 2.

 

[Fla graplr]

# 1 to meet new friends and become culturally diverse

 

[Batjester]

I'll take 15 in women's prison.

 

[SugarKrok]

1 year. You basically just need to always stay with your group and never make any jokes at anyone’s expense. As long as you can avoid 1 on 1 interactions your risk of having stuff taken is low. The main problem is if you end up with a shitty roommate. I’d rope the dice and take 1 year. Worst case scenario I’d injure myself so I have to go to the infirmary or something for most of my stay.

15 years in women’s prison you’d have pussy thrown at you and lots of drama from the women. There’s a good chance you’d get killed by a scorned lover.

 

[Killer Whale]

15 in womens, I’ve seen the way Shotcaller turns out! You stick with your own, have to do dirt to not die, catch a life charge, become a prison boss and murder people, nahhh I’m good.

 

[davidlemonparty]

Either way you're getting a lot of sex

 

[biscuitsbrah]

Either way you're getting a lot of sex

Yesss

 

[biscuitsbrah]

In all seriousness 15 years is way too long to be locked in a cage with terrible food and crazy bitches. I’d do the one year in a women’s prison for free doe

 

[BreatheSherBro]

One year is best IMO. 15 years is too long. Also, think about your life after prison. Think about trying to get a job after being locked up for 15 years vs 1 year.

 

[Richmma80]

There's a tranny that got sent to women's prison and they were having orgies every day and got 2 girls in there pregnant

 

[Fedorgasm]

I like my chances of surviving orange is the new black better than shot caller.

Men's prison is a trap. You'll be doing life from that one year because of all the shit they make you do to survive.