The Magical Wizard has a proposal...

[Bornstarch]

You will only work 2 days a week. Mondays and Fridays. But you get paid the same exact amount you get paid now. You get the same annual raises. The same benefits, the same vacations/PTOs...


But you can NEVER fully retire. You will be a member of the workforce until the day you die.

 

[genecop]

If I worked remotely, yea, maybe, if my job was specific to a physical location…Nope

 

[Sonny Qc]

DEAL


most of our generation won't be able to afford retirement anyway.

 

[Sonny Qc]

+ you can just sell more drugs in your days off.

 

[Fedorgasm]

What would happen if I got lazy or incompetent? Could I get fired? If so, that's my way out. If not, then I could just not do any work on those 2 days

 

[Bornstarch]

What would happen if I got lazy or incompetent? Could I get fired? If so, that's my way out. If not, then I could just not do any work on those 2 days

You'll be taken care of, Mexican cartel style

 

[AmericanMMA]

DEAL


most of our generation won't be able to afford retirement anyway.

This. We'll never be able to retire. Easy deal.

 

[Crazy Librarian]

Deal. 2 days work great. I would love to not retire if I only work 2 days.

Would love to prank young co workers.

 

[Fedorgasm]

You'll be taken care of, Mexican cartel style

Well shit, no deal then. I'm already terrified that people will get the impression that I'm lazy or incompetent so I work my ass off to keep that from happening. I don't think I could handle even more stress by putting my life on the line.

 

[syct23]

I don’t know that’s a tough one. If my wife knew that I was only busy two days a week I’m sure she would be a pain and make shit up for me to do no matter how much $$$ I was bringing in.

sounds like less work and more money if I just went through a normal work week.

 

[Henry Swanson]

I’d take that in a heartbeat. Two days a week is like semi retirement anyways. It would give me something to do in my later years and I’m still getting paid.

 

[Ponchik]

By the time I reach retirement age (I'm 26 now), it'll be raised so high, that I'll probably have to work until I fall into the grave anyway, asshole wizard or not. It has risen 10 years in my lifetime already, why not add another ten.

Sure, I'll take the extra days off.

 

[aunshi189]

Easy deal. 5 days off opens up so many opportunities and you get to be younger to enjoy them in.

 

[Contempt]

I get paid by the hour so wouldn't work.

Also, I like my job so no.

 

[Sweater of AV]

Deal. You never said I couldn't magically become incompetent when I turn 65. If they want to keep paying me for shit-tier work then that's fine.

 

[Pittie Petey]

I make 0 dollars with no benefits now, thats a terrible deal!

 

[Sirwastealot]

I'm basically already doing that, except 4 days a week and 4 hrs a day. I plan on doing this until close to my death, no retirement.

Semi retired life ftw

 

[Joshuaace]

It's basically where I'm at now. Semi retired, and my hobby generates a decent income.

 

[Crawler89]

Deal.

I dunno this seems like the nicest thing the asshole sherdog wizard has done lately

 

[plataoplombo]

What if I fall asleep for most of the day?