The Magical Wizard calls you on your phone...

[Bornstarch]

He says to you over the phone that there's a guy that is going to DIE later on today via workplace accident.

You don't know him, he doesn't know you.

He works 50 miles away from where you are, which would take you one hour to get to. Another hour to get back home.

You call up his workplace and you tell them what's going on. They don't believe you. The guy laughs at your face and slams the phone. You call the authorities, they don't believe you and they tell you to stop calling or else they'll come arrest you for tying up the emergency line.

You have no choice but to drive over there and save him. The manner in which you save him, he will not have a clue. He and they will never believe you saved his life. Nobody ever will. And there's a small chance you will get arrested for trespassing on private property.

You will never get a thank you for this act.

Will you drive an hour to go save this guy, then drive another hour to get back home?

 

[KnightTemplar]

 

[chill doggie]

Yeah, I need all the good karma I can get.
If I get arrested a little misdemeanor trespassing charge never killed anyone.

 

[Contempt]

 

[Cole train]

Gonna run him over myself to show wizard whos boss

 

[genecop]

Depends on my mood…

 

[genecop]

If he dies, he dies.

That’s a Cop out….

 

[Contempt]

Tell the asshole wizard to save the dude himself... lazy fucker.

 

[Bushpig]

Gonna run him over myself to show wizard whos boss

Imma go do his job and get killed in the workplace accident just to show wizard man whos calling the shots.

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

i dont have a car, but i suppose if i ubered then i would get bonus karma

i would probably do it because i need to get out and socialize anyways

 

[Pittie Petey]

I dont have a drivers license

 

[Contempt]

That’s a Cop out….

No, you could say more in line with Darwinism... nihilism or pure laziness I guess.

 

[DoctorTaco]

Gonna run him over myself to show wizard whos boss

big talk for a guy who doesn’t even have an animal familiar or a magical staff used as an arcane conduit to channel the magical divine

 

[NoSmilez]

Phone in a bomb threat

 

[Iroh]

I probably don't even pick up the phone because I'll think it's some scammer.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Phone in a bomb threat

maybe that's the manner in which he dies

 

[Fugazy]

If I care.

But imma record all that and put it on YouTube for the clouts.

And I won't save him unless I can fuck his gf.

And if he doesn't have a girlfriend then Imma need to creampie his mom.

The end.

 

[Contempt]

maybe that's the manner in which he dies

Seems like something an asshole wizard would do... tricking you into killing the guy.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

I would go save him

But the wizard gotta Gimmie his hat

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

I probably don't even pick up the phone because I'll think it's some scammer.

Yea, I would assume the wizard is an Indian scammer and tell him to F off.