the laxative that will stop you from beating your kid for not sh*tting properly

[jefferz]

Prob laced with cocaine

Crazy how things have switched, now it's cocaine laced with baby laxative.

 

[KeepingItReal]

LOL, did you get bullied in high school by jocks, or something?

No, but even if I was what does that have to do with my joke?

 

[Jesus X]

Back when dames were broads and broads were dames.

 

[Legumes]

The wife better watch out, old time husbands didn't tolerate a stinky lady garden either

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"No greasy aftereffect"

 

[Fury]

"No greasy aftereffect"

Probably not lying

 

[GSP_37]

I never understood the need for a laxative. Has no one ever tried Chipotle? White Castle? Dominoes? Hell if you are that backed up go buy a 5 layer cheesy bean burrito from Taco Bell and wash it down with a Mountain Dew.

White Castle, at least the frozen ones at Sam's Club, are way too salty.

Never really had toilet problems from Taco Bell, but it's greasy tasty Pizza Hut that creates the urgent shits.

 

[don't ask]

ad from back when men were men and certainly didn't whine about silly shit

 

[don't ask]

 

[Fury]

If we're just going old time, holy shit women were fucked back then



The headline isn't "drunken sorority girl swallows goldfish"... It's just this was a good option lol

 

[Intermission]

You just confirmed people were crazy back then

 

[Legumes]

Dr. Helen King's lineage went on to create BangBros.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

It is true that being constipated makes you irritable.
Look at all those cops walking around who are obviously on tons of gear and eating nothing but cheeseburgers, beating on kids and shooting people. Do you think those guys have taken a shit in years? No. They haven’t. They probably all have diverticulitis.

 

[lsa]

Dr. Helen King's lineage went on to create BangBros.

based on her name I think it was Reality Kings

 

[don't ask]

 

[don't ask]

There are plenty of people here who can't keep scores of fat ones out of their mouths

 

[Kardashians]

I never understood the need for a laxative. Has no one ever tried Chipotle? White Castle? Dominoes? Hell if you are that backed up go buy a 5 layer cheesy bean burrito from Taco Bell and wash it down with a Mountain Dew.

Anorexics love to shit but don’t eat all that stuff so they throw down some laxative. Get a hard lil round poo out and immediately weigh yourself.

Old people probably can’t eat all that either. Heartburn, diabetes, hell you even see old people eat? They eat the portion size for a fukkin ant.

 

[William Huggins]

what kind of pansy beats a kid with a hairbrush? dude doesnt respect himself

It's probably made of a casted metal and bristles that cut skin.....

Now Jane !!! Make sure you brush that hair 200 times before bed or no man will want you!!! And make sure you scrub the pillow in the morning to get the blood out, or Father will take the belt to you!!

 

[William Huggins]

There are plenty of people here who can't keep scores of fat ones out of their mouths

What's your best score.......