the laxative that will stop you from beating your kid for not sh*tting properly

[don't ask]

I thought I was too cynical to still be astonished by this madness, but laxative marketers were certain that millions of people would understand this struggle

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

Fuck, and I thought youtubers were bad about babbling before their ad reads. That shit had 2 acts and at least one character arc for the dad.

 

[Kardashians]

what kind of pansy beats a kid with a hairbrush? dude doesnt respect himself

 

[RoastBeast]

I'm calling the cops.

 

[lsa]

Today we have @helax

 

[don't ask]

Fuck, and I thought youtubers were bad about babbling before their ad reads. That shit had 2 acts and at least one character arc for the dad.

This might be my favorite post in a long time, you cultured motherhumper.

 

[don't ask]

what kind of pansy beats a kid with a hairbrush? dude doesnt respect himself

Kardashians, so glad to see you're still around! When I was first posting here about 10 years ago, you gave some advice about findom that made my ex a shitload of money. You're the first person I've seen that I used to talk to back then (but this time around I'm mainly posting in the MMA discussions, so maybe there are a ton of familiar names in the Mayberry). Anyways, glad you're still bringing the laughs!

 

[don't ask]

I'm calling the cops.

Different culture, hard to judge

 

[don't ask]

Today we have @helax

Things are more intense in 2025. I can definitely confirm that @helax beats grown men's asses for not shitting properly.

 

[Kardashians]

Kardashians, so glad to see you're still around! When I was first posting here about 10 years ago, you gave some advice about findom that made my ex a shitload of money. You're the first person I've seen that I used to talk to back then (but this time around I'm mainly posting in the MMA discussions, so maybe there are a ton of familiar names in the Mayberry). Anyways, glad you're still bringing the laughs!

Ahaha that’s awesome! I love it when a girl makes some cash money.

Good to see ya hun. Post in the berry a bit. I swear it’s not that bad lol.

 

[nonoob]

what kind of pansy beats a kid with a hairbrush? dude doesnt respect himself

Dude must have misplaced his 2x4 with the nails stickin' out.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Prob laced with cocaine

 

[don't ask]

Prob laced with cocaine

The laxative of choice for Florida Man: meth! Because you can't fail to shit if you don't eat.

 

[Tone C]

" Don't let daddy lick me again "


Well, that didn't go where I thought it was heading.....

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

" Don't let daddy lick me again "


Well, that didn't go where I thought it was heading.....

Right?

The title, the lack of a concise premise, the fact that parental ass whoopings and laxatives had never been associated with each other ever, let alone in the name of marketing and driving up profits?

 

[Fury]

The wife better watch out, old time husbands didn't tolerate a stinky lady garden either

 

[GSP_37]

First thing I ate yesterday was 7-11 cone sushi and today only poo'd out a tiny gumball sized doo doo. Something's not right. I should still have that and chicken noodle that haven't come out yet.

 

[lsa]

The wife better watch out, old time husbands didn't tolerate a stinky lady garden either

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Hey @Slobodan there is coupon!
Buy some you filthy mongrel

 

[Slobodan]

Hey @Slobodan there is coupon!
Buy some you filthy mongrel

Hey fuck off lsa, you should buy this laxative because you're full of shit!

 

[Batjester]

It was a simpler time.