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The last fighter you want to be locked with

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  1. ehxsur Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    inside a cage? And why?

    Me is by far Jon Jones, he is a sadistic vicious man, he will play with me until my last breath, dislock/broke my shoulder/arm like he did to Teixeira, GnP my face with sharp elbow, then choke me out and put me to sleep like he did to Machida.

    People who think Ngannou is the worst match up for them are wrong, it's like dying peacefully in your bed, one punch and you're gone, you will not suffer at all. <seedat>
     
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    Colby Covington. I don't think any fighter in the UFC is just going to fight me because I'm locked in a cage with them, but if we're locked in there for some time we'll likely end up talking and he would be a nightmare to have to spend time with. I don't want to have to cringe that much.
     
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    Lmao, /thread
     
  5. Probably mighty mouse knowing im getting my ass beat by a guy who weighs 125 ibs and only 5'4. Would be more embarrassing
     
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    Probably Jon "Juice" Jones. He's shown he has no regard for human life on quite a few occasions. I'm likely to suffer the most fighting him.
     
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    Diego in Dublin is the scariest. That or Cowboy. They are killers
     
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    Conor McGregor. Since I'll be the closest thing to a woman while being locked up, my chances of getting raped will increase substantially. What's worse is that he'll get off scott free.
     
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    If I had to fight anyone it would be Maia. He would gently choke you out with perfect technique and let go as soon as you go limp.
     
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    haha jesus way to /thread a thread
     
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    Just grease up and you'll be alright.
     
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    Francis -- the vast majority would cause damage but he would do it with the most ferocity and force.
     
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  18. Presuming we aren't there indefinitely and whoever I am in with is intent of fighting me.

    I've got a pretty good sprint for a long distance runner, so if I learned some cutting the cage-techniques, I'd stand a chance of at least avoiding Ngannou, Stipe and possibly Jones as well. All of them could beat me, if they catch me, but I'd be most scared of a fast fighter than one of those lumbering big guys.
     
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    Tank Abbott for sure. If you were a wannabe fighter and thought you were a badass then you were in trouble. Note to self: don't walk in with an ancient bone breaking style shirt on either lol
     
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    These days he will just force you to buy a Toyota, could be a lot worse. He could be a Fiat salesman

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