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BROTHERS!
The Sanguine Lord will be honored tonight in a land so in tune with the Bloody Spirit that even the wildlife is trying to kill everything.
We are blessed to bear witness to two Saints seeking to offer one another in his unholy name. St. Mir of Strawburries, Slayer of St Nog the Larger and Warper of Limbs will grace the Eight Sided Alter with another most pious man: St Hunt the Behemoth of Crushing Fist, Slayer of the Bigfoot.
The forecast for violence is high, as St Mir has been known to abandon his usual method of WARship by Jitz in favor of the Rite of Bang. If this be the case than St. Hunt will gleefully oblige and many Braincells will be massacred and much Blood spilled.
Let Us Prey!
Oh most Violent Sanguine Lord, may the Aura of Death that permeates the Land Down Under inspire your followers to perform savage acts of WARship that will be spoke of for all eternity.
Blessings upon your followers: large and small, Berzerker and Shieldmaiden, famous and unknown.
Let the fires of violence be lit
Let the drumming of bone on skull commence
Let the choir of screaming submission sing
Let the Blessed Crimson flow like wine.
In the words taught to us by your First Prophet we Prey
All Hail!!
The Sanguine Lord will be honored tonight in a land so in tune with the Bloody Spirit that even the wildlife is trying to kill everything.
We are blessed to bear witness to two Saints seeking to offer one another in his unholy name. St. Mir of Strawburries, Slayer of St Nog the Larger and Warper of Limbs will grace the Eight Sided Alter with another most pious man: St Hunt the Behemoth of Crushing Fist, Slayer of the Bigfoot.
The forecast for violence is high, as St Mir has been known to abandon his usual method of WARship by Jitz in favor of the Rite of Bang. If this be the case than St. Hunt will gleefully oblige and many Braincells will be massacred and much Blood spilled.
Let Us Prey!
Oh most Violent Sanguine Lord, may the Aura of Death that permeates the Land Down Under inspire your followers to perform savage acts of WARship that will be spoke of for all eternity.
Blessings upon your followers: large and small, Berzerker and Shieldmaiden, famous and unknown.
Let the fires of violence be lit
Let the drumming of bone on skull commence
Let the choir of screaming submission sing
Let the Blessed Crimson flow like wine.
In the words taught to us by your First Prophet we Prey
All Hail!!
