The JUST BLEED God UFC 196 WARship Thread

[Thrawn33]

Brethren!!!!!!

Tonight Brother Diaz the Younger continues his walk to Sainthood, stepping up on short notice to face the Goat-Horned Demon. It is the 209 opposing the Land of Drinking and Fighting.

And all JUST BLEED God's people said:
LET THEM BANG!!!!

The time for banter is over, the time for WARship begins. Let the bells be tolled, the Eight Sided Altar prepared and let the Revel Fires be lit. The slaughter will be glorious.

Let us Prey!

Oh most Ravenous Consumer of All
You grant us the boon of a devoted Brother willing to Just Bang at a moment's notice.
Grant your blessing upon him and the Goat Headed Demon, let us all hear witness.
Blessing upon Sister Holm, Slayer of Our Lady of Armbars, may she and the Unholy Cupcakes please the Sanguine Lord.
Let there be Blood spilled
Let there be Bone snapped
Let there be Brain Cells lost
Bless us oh Bloody Father with swift Offerings and long Wars
In the words taught to us by your First Prophet we Prey:

ALL HAIL!!!

 

[Brock Tober]

I am in, sir.

 

[WallyBear]

Let it rain, JBG! Amen

 

[Brock Tober]

 

[Frank23]

Praise the Lord!

 

[Brock Tober]

 

[Thrawn33]

Let JBG drink the THC laden blood of Brother Diaz.

 

[Thrawn33]

And let him get drunk on the Blood of the Irish

 

[The lord of bones]

Bless sister Holm!

 

[NobodyNothing]

Excellent.

Edit: Recanting error. Carry on.

 

[HAWTRIDDUM]

Bless us with a monsoon of blood and violence on the main card.

HAIL JBG!!!

 

[Amygdala]

 

[Thrawn33]

Excellent.

Edit: Recanting error. Carry on.

You are forgiven, JBG is kind.

 

[Jayfiddy]

 

[NobodyNothing]

 

[Thrawn33]

Most sincere WARship.

 

[Upchuck22]

IN!!!!

 

[lweiberg]

Hail! May Tony Danza bleed or draw blood.

 

[oscerthegrouch]

hail and praise the JBG!

 

[lweiberg]

JUST! LIKE! THAT!

HAIL!