The JUST BLEED God UFC 190 WARship Thread: Thy Cup Runneth Over

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  1. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    BROTHERS!!!!

    Tonight JUST BLEED God feasts in Brazil, the Holy Land where violence by the supplicants is not only appreciated, but demanded.

    In tonight's main service a brave Shieldmaiden strides forth against nearly impossible odds, like a lamb to the slaughter; the butcher being Our Lady of Armbars, St. Ronda of Rousey, the Unholy Mother Superior.

    Such is Our Lady's desire to warp marrow that it is said when she arrived in Rio, Christ the Redeemer tucked in His stone arms, least he tempt the Unholy Mother and become as Venus de Milo.

    Oh Sanguine Lord, bless this Lady of Virtue, untainted by decision, let thy unholy will be done!

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    Truly we are blessed, for in the other Main Service St. Shogun of Rua, Futballer of Cranium will serve alongside Brother Nog the Smaller. Let chants begging for blood be raised by a rabid home crowd.

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    Blessings upon St. Nog the Larger. May he be resurrected in glory.
    Blessings upon Brother Hulk and St. Silva of the Large Feet.
    Blessings upon all your loyal servants, great and small, male and female, grappler and striker.

    Let us Prey:
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    Oh Most Bloody Consumer of All
    May your return to your earthly villa of Brazil be a bountiful one.
    May you grow fat on many offerings of Blood, Bone, Brain and Soul
    May blood be either forced from arteries to shower the masses, or denied of the brain to render unconsciousness.
    May the staccato of submissive tapping be complimented by the thundering bass of bodies hitting floor.
    May the choir of war cries harmonize with the lamentations of the defeated.

    In the words taught to us by your First Prophet we Prey:
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    ALL HAIL!!!!
     
  2. George Jetson Orange Belt

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    Betch shall be JBG's tribute.

    Bloodsport is awesome.
     
  3. foard32 Green Belt

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    I live for these posts, bravo sir
     
  4. Frank23 Enter Sandman Belt Platinum Member

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    Praise the lord.

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  5. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    May she seductively shake her rump for him in the Halls of Valhalla this night.
     
  6. Miiiiiiighty Gold Belt

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    Just bleed !
     
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    Praise the Just Bleed god, and may the shadow of the Red King cast long on this land.
     
  8. Mau Gold Belt

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    Congratulations on the inspired preach brother.

    All hail!
     
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  10. Crimson Glory Go Pack Go!

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    All Hail!

    The mighty blood God shall feast this night!
     
  11. King Crab Green Belt

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    That was beautiful as usual Thrawn, you really have a gift for this and as always get me to laugh multiple times with glee as I read along. Fun.
     
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    Things are definitely going to get bloody, brothers.
     
  13. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    Gratitude my Brother.
     
  14. Lloydster Orange Belt

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    That bit about the redeemer and venus was brilliant
     
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    All Hail!!!

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  16. WallyBear I am the liquor.

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    Well said Thrawn. God bless ya brother.
     
  18. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    The televised service begins.

    Let it flow
    Let it flow
    Let the Blood come down like rain
    Let it flow
    Let it flow
    Let the infidel writhe in pain
     
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    Let it flow...
     
  20. joey gerbils Purple Belt

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    Lex Luthor smashing Hester was a good one

    Can we finally stop calling Hester a prospect? He is a journeyman
     

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