The JUST BLEED God UFC 182 WARship Thread: The only bad blood is that unspilled

The opening ceremony has so much potential for brutality.
 
May Saint Lombard bless us once again with the bounty of his work.
 
May Saint Lombard bless us once again with the bounty of his work.

He is no Saint!

JBG is angered by that lack of devotion....

Me must hope that blasphemy does not infect the rest of the service, or the earth is doomed.
 
This was not a poor showing, though it lacked the crimson sacrifice that most pleases JBG.
 
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This card is a huge platform for the UFC.

It really isn't living up.

I Believe in JBG....bless your devout.
 
Bones vs dc better get the finish
 
MY BROTHERS!

Tonight two supplicants will finally be allowed to unleash WARship on the Eight Sided Altar as St. Bones, Wielder of Hellbows seeks to retain his Throne of the Lighter Heavies against a man who has most recently threw about St. Hendo like a ball in a game of catch, The Dreaded Cormier.

Spurred on by the Bald One Who Talks these two have bandied about words and a questionable altercation, leading many to believe that the violence they are about to unleash is truly fueled by spite and anger.

We ask your blessings O Sanguine Lord, that we may bear witness to a spectacle of violence that spans many minutes, with both a decisive and violent finish.

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But JUST BLEED God feeds upon all!

The Cowboy From Hell, who has been most pious in his WARship attendance, will do battle with the Fury, in what has potential to rattle the very heavens with the sound of limb striking bone.

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May you bless the Great, and may he obey your commandment of "Offer or Be Offered"
Bless the Lightning Lord Lombard (the Church of JBG does not acknowledge this new moniker) as he does battle with the Slayer of the Laylord Fitch.
Bless those men and Shieldmaidens in the early services.

Let us Prey:
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Oh most Gluttonous Consumer of Violent Gifts, may your hunger be sated this night and mankind be spared your wrath.
May we finally put behind us all this talking and showmanship and revel in the only thing that truly matters: Sacrifice on your Eight Sided Altar
May we begin this year of 2015 with a tsunami of crimson, a crack of bone, and the darkness of unconsciousness.
May you feast on many offerings of Blood, Bone, Braincells and Souls.

In the words taught to us by your First Prophet we prey:
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ALL HAIL!!!!


Shut up, fruit loop.
 

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