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The JUST BLEED God UFC 182 WARship Thread: The only bad blood is that unspilled

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  1. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    MY BROTHERS!

    Tonight two supplicants will finally be allowed to unleash WARship on the Eight Sided Altar as St. Bones, Wielder of Hellbows seeks to retain his Throne of the Lighter Heavies against a man who has most recently threw about St. Hendo like a ball in a game of catch, The Dreaded Cormier.

    Spurred on by the Bald One Who Talks these two have bandied about words and a questionable altercation, leading many to believe that the violence they are about to unleash is truly fueled by spite and anger.

    We ask your blessings O Sanguine Lord, that we may bear witness to a spectacle of violence that spans many minutes, with both a decisive and violent finish.

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    But JUST BLEED God feeds upon all!

    The Cowboy From Hell, who has been most pious in his WARship attendance, will do battle with the Fury, in what has potential to rattle the very heavens with the sound of limb striking bone.

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    May you bless the Great, and may he obey your commandment of "Offer or Be Offered"
    Bless the Lightning Lord Lombard (the Church of JBG does not acknowledge this new moniker) as he does battle with the Slayer of the Laylord Fitch.
    Bless those men and Shieldmaidens in the early services.

    Let us Prey:
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    Oh most Gluttonous Consumer of Violent Gifts, may your hunger be sated this night and mankind be spared your wrath.
    May we finally put behind us all this talking and showmanship and revel in the only thing that truly matters: Sacrifice on your Eight Sided Altar
    May we begin this year of 2015 with a tsunami of crimson, a crack of bone, and the darkness of unconsciousness.
    May you feast on many offerings of Blood, Bone, Braincells and Souls.

    In the words taught to us by your First Prophet we prey:
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    ALL HAIL!!!!
     
  2. estranged Red Belt

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    Bloody you :)
     
  3. how high Purple Belt

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    Just bleeeeed
     
  4. CerebralKnievel Gold Belt

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    Amen brother!! Sing the righteous words and let us bathe away the sins of complacency in the blood of the fallen!!!
     
  5. Furious George Red Belt

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    LET. US. PRAY!!!!

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  6. SnowBlynd Red Belt

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    I'm in to see Cormier shove Jones head right up his ass. Blesssed be Just Bleed
     
  7. Mau Gold Belt

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    Amen brother!
     
  8. Frank23 Enter Sandman Belt Platinum Member

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  9. Furious George Red Belt

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    FYI Cerrone's wrist is JACKED apparently. The god giveth and the god taketh
     
  10. sparky6655321 Blue Belt

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    All hail!!!
     
  11. ib313 Imagine a Dystopian UFC

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    There's not going to be anything left of jj but a greasy spot
     
  12. FeloniousMonk Red Belt

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    Luckily, you don't need a wrist to kick some dude's fuckin' block off!

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  13. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    JBG favors the bold.
     
  14. CerebralKnievel Gold Belt

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    How dare you post that here!! Now Jury will know!!!
     
  15. Troublesome10 non serviam belt

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    WAR 'war'!


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    Let us Bleed.
     
  16. Furious George Red Belt

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    I like the way you think.
     
  17. Credo Proper Gold

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    Omfg! Just bleeeeeeed!
     
  19. JayPettryMMA Danger Zone Aficionado Staff Member Sherdog.com Staff

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    It's time for my obligatory JBG warship thread post.

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    Also, I hope that the Saturday Night Wrist of Cowboy doesn't hold him back like it held the Deftones back.
     
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    Your holiness, is there any way that we may prevent the Great Fight of tonight, between the St. Bones and the one who comes from the heavies, from becoming a ghost of disappointment, like the fight between St. Bones and the One who madeth face of Shad? For none of us want a repeat of this insult to the Just Bleed God.
     

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