The IT technician is fighting Jones in 2 weeks time

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  1. Hirashin

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    Lets hype us up dogs! It makes no sense to make avatar and signature bet thread, cause all yous will pick Johny. Jon just shaved his head, which means he is going to a waaaaar. The IT technician has been developing AI algorithms to build the perfect strategy to beat the unbeatable guy.

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    Who you got dogs?
     
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  2. Mixfight

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    Depends on Jones steroids levels. If hes cycling properly he should win. But there is a chance Reyes gets a merely pulsing Jones which could gives him a chance.
     
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    Bones UD as usual
     
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    If Reyes had a bad day in the office not being able to clear a virus off of a computer.

    bad day at the office Reyes takes it. Super aggressive
     
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    Depends whether Reyes caches Jones on a good day or not.
     
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    Go IT technician. :(
     
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    Jones goin to embarrass him. Reyes has almost no chance imo
     
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    It’s been too long since Jones finished someone. I hope he does it here
     
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    *phone rings at Reyes' desk*

    Dominick: "Hello?"

    "Hi I'm having XYZ problem with my computer...."

    Dominick: "Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
     
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    the guy is on gmail, i don't see any C++ coding there
     
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    This guy fucks.
     
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  12. Hirashin

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    never look at a programmer's screen. he's lucky he wasn't on sherdog at that moment. Or pornhub.
     
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    Coming back for this.
     
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    thats cuz IT technicians arent coders, they the guys you call when your wi-fi doesn't work and then they act as they know what they be doin.

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    I’m sorry for your loss TS. The Norwood reaper strikes again
     
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    why my loss? I didn't pick a side.
     
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    I think Reyes has the best chance with his style of any recent Jones' opponent. nobody *expects* him to win (well maybe Reyes does and his teeam) and there's no shame in losing to Jones.
    Anyway, Jones fights are generally good, and as we're still a little starved of recent events, really looking forward to this one.
     
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    The guy who got a razor thin decision win over Oezdemir isn't beating Jon.

    You guys are just setting yourselves up for disappointment again.
     
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    I’m at least as interested in the fight as I am in witnessing the fuckery leading up to the fight.

    How many positive samples from Jon that the AC/USADA/UFC don’t care about? Will they move the event to a different city a couple of days before? What ”behind the scenes” shady shit will happen that we’ll find out later?
     
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