The greatest lines/quotes in UFC/MMA history?

[iboufring**]

"Man he's really pounding him from behind!"

Rogan

Rogan quotes needs its own forum lol

 

[Maori]

Punch a fucking hole in his chest

 

[VeeEight]

That was actually a very good scene. Maybe the best ever in primetime history? No way Jones came up with that line on himself. WHO DID HE STEAL IT FROM??

Pablo Escobar.

 

[xFeeLPaiN]

I dont just knock them out, I pick the Round!

 

[Presinator]

Also

"Sean sherk, ya dead!"

Penn.

BJ is one crazy mofo. And im sure he wished fights went to death. Not in his last 3 fights tho

Was going to say the sherk one for sure. Can't believe it took 6 pages of threads for a BJ Penn quote. He has some good ones, even if he occasionally had to eat his words.

 

[PeterGriffin]

Greg Jackson

"I think I pulled my groin."

- "I don't care... hit him with your groin!"

Arlovski

"How's taste my pee pee?"

 

[Count Zero]

Goldie: ""You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up they would pound each other behind the barn!"

Also Goldie: "Little Eagle flies again"

 

[schwe30]

"I broke the mirror and I blew away the smoke. It was me who tapped, but it was you who broke."

 

[SalvadorAllende]

"We are not here to take part. We are here to take over". GOAT.

 

[MilesAbove]

Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night... all day

 

[3v3ryth1ng**]

"We are not here to take part. We are here to take over". GOAT.

Zzzzzzz... Huh? Oh yes, greatest lines:

"...beat you into the living death."
"I want to fuck...chuck! Fuck chuck!"
"I am not impressed with your performance."
"If you're coming on, come on!"
"This is a simulated death match, and you haven't simulated anyone's death yet."

 

[minowaisgod]

"the lil EAGLE soars again......"

- mike goldberg

 

[Wise1]

"Can you see me now!"

 

[salamander7]

"when anderson shows up its so quiet you can hear a rat piss on cotton." - chael

 

[BoogerDawson]

"Hey pussy, are you still there?" - JBJ

 

[BreadnButter]

My sig.

 

[Thesnake101]

So much coke, coke guy

 

[itsnormal]

"We're not here to take part, we're here to take over"

"Tank me"

 

[Thesnake101]

"I did not take nandrolone" Sean sherk

 

[FutureBwChamp]

You're like the expert swimmer who never got in the pool

I don't know if everyone will get that but I loved it