The greatest lines/quotes in UFC/MMA history?

[Degen Gambler]

Anderson Silva you absolutely suck!

 

[ocs2304]

"I want to fuck Chuck."

Never forget.

Bingo, greatest thing ever said inside the octagon

 

[iboufring**]

Anderson Silva you absolutely suck!

Very underrated. Anderson's reaction too man

 

[Thuckey]

Anderson Silva you absolutely suck!

Watching that live even my girlfriend was like OHHHHHH-SHIIIIIIIIII

 

[fbgn]

watch you mouth call me lame

royce

 

[iboufring**]

Nothing from Conor Mcgregor yet. Im very proud of sherdog so far.

 

[chopstick]

"I know I urt him, when I trow my first elbow he say UNNGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"

- GSP on Sherk

 

[Char Jawz]

According to the NSAC test that had hm 12X a positive test.

"Mr. Diaz was 175. This creates a unique situation. I was there at this fight and believe that you were intoxicated and... that it made you numb to the pain. Did it help you win? I think it did."

The ridiculous sounding commision chariman Dr.Alamo

The irony is that quote is more ridiculous than anything Nick's ever said. I don't know about you, but when I stub my toe while stoned it hurts just as much. lol

Unless he ate a brownie that morning, there's no way he could've smoked within a couple hours of the fight...is there?

 

[Char Jawz]

Rampage @ UFC 71 - "You can make a mistake and get caught in a submission, but Chuck made a mistake and he got caught in an ass whoopin'."

I love Chuck to death, but this shit is funny.

 

[tat2man5k]

The greatest lines in UFC have already been snorted by JBJ

 

[Char Jawz]

The greatest lines in UFC have already been snorted by JBJ

 

[HyungminSon]

"They said do you want a rematch? I said fuck no i don't want a rematch, i wanna unmatch the first match"

-Forrest On Silva

"Yeah"

-Hunt

Thanks for sharing that. I'd never heard that one by Forrest. I had to log on just to say that

 

[TitoViaGNP]

The greatest lines in UFC have already been snorted by JBJ

/thread

 

[minowaisgod]

I wanna fuck chuck and nothing else comes close

 

[filthynumber1]

And Holay faak is Coleman jacked up here

 

[tat2man5k]

LOL...I couldn't believe I was the first to mention it!

 

[Gatts]

The irony is that quote is more ridiculous than anything Nick's ever said. I don't know about you, but when I stub my toe while stoned it hurts just as much. lol

Unless he ate a brownie that morning, there's no way he could've smoked within a couple hours of the fight...is there?

Well, I wouldn't put it past Nick....but to say it's enhancing with mysterious pain-reducing magic is ridiculous. I've found scrolling through my phone a complicated experience, let alone fighting Gomi.

Also never trust a guy called "Dr. Alamo".

 

[hot carl]

"to the death georges"

baby jay before he... well we all know what happened. :icon_lol:

 

[Defender]

"Man he's really pounding him from behind!"

Rogan

 

[iboufring**]

Also

"Sean sherk, ya dead!"

Penn.

BJ is one crazy mofo. And im sure he wished fights went to death. Not in his last 3 fights tho