The great idiom in MMA: "The Dong Bomb"

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  1. Spoken

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    credit to substance abuse...the dong bomb is by far the greatest idiom to come from MMA since getting 'Zulued'.
     
  2. scrap style**

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    I liked that dong hit him with the D
     
  3. surf fu

    surf fu USA! USA! USA!

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    I like the Dong slap better.
     
  4. rockylion

    rockylion THINK ABOUT THAT WITH CRITICAL THINKING

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    silva was stiff after feeling the dong
     
  5. Shaved Rabbit

    Shaved Rabbit Shitposting enthusiast extraordinaire

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    Silva took a hard dong to the face and didn't live to tell about it.
     
  6. PRIDEoftheUFC**

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    The Dong penetrated the small hole in Silva's game
     
  7. snizzar

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    The Dong dropped a D-bag filled with heavy stuff all over Erick's face.
     
  8. milliniar

    milliniar Who needs a belt?

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    once the dong blasts you on the chin its all over
     
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    Dong entered his vagina!
     
  10. Spinjira

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    Someone got stretched way beyond their breaking point.

    A dong blasted a pretty boy in the face.

    Two men lay on each other for 25 minutes.

    somebody was called "Fabio"

    UFN 29 is basically a gay porno.
     
  11. Zap

    Zap It's clobberin' time.

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    Ding DONG motha fucka ding DONG!
     
  12. Sole

    Sole Sole Calibur

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    No cleverness needed. Straight to the point. I like it.
     
  13. WallyBear

    WallyBear I am the liquor.

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    Hammerfists of Dong were mentioned in another thread
     
  14. feedhimbrah

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    At least ufc rules ensured the use of protection on the dong bomb or things would have looked a whole lot messier.
     
  15. spooNN

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    Dong of steel.
     
  16. GSPOAB

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    I--I panicked
     
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    Post of the month.
     
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    PunchParty Banned Banned

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    you won.
     
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    Silva got Dongkey konged (or is Donkey donged better?).
     
  20. Spinjira

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    thank you, thank you. Give me your vcash.
     

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